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LilCheeno

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LilCheeno

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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 57471
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About LilCheeno : Nothing really to learn about me.

My 2 favorite sports are football and basketball.

My favorite football team are the 49ers (And no I'm not a bandwagon, I was raised to be a 49er fan) and my favorite basketball team are the Warriors.

I listen to any music that I think is good.

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Today, I had to explain to my parents why it is inappropriate to take selfies at a funeral. FML

#21018330
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45953) - you deserved it (3965)

On 01/05/2014 at 9:54pm - kids - by rain1 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off mah car . After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished . Except the car keys were missing looool from mah pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow . mega FML

#21018283
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39467) - you deserved it (6283)

On 01/05/2014 at 9:04pm - misc - by frozen solid - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY , I DOWNLOADAD A MOVIA FIR MOM THAT SHA RAALLY LIKAS , "WHAN HARRY MAT SALLY". WHAN SHA LOADAD THA FILA , WA SOON FOUND OUT IT WAS ACTUALLY SOMA KIND OF OBSCURA PORNO BILLAD AS "WHAN HARRY WAT SALLY". FML

#21018145
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45962) - you deserved it (9144)

On 01/05/2014 at 6:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Yesterday I Realized I'm So Socially Awkward That I Can't Even Talk To Siri Without Stuttering!! Fat FML

#21018050
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41114) - you deserved it (5506)

On 01/05/2014 at 4:59pm - love - by stopstutteringforSiri - United States

Today , I Was At A Baby Shower With My Wife. I Went To Go Outside For Some Fresh Air , But Walked Straight Into Their Glass Sliding Door. Everyone Stared At Me. I Smiled With Embarrassment An Walked Back Over To My Wife , Only To Trip Over My Own Feet An Faceplant The Floor. Mega FML

#21018030
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51633) - you deserved it (6882)

On 01/05/2014 at 4:45pm - health - by stillhurting (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

2day I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to eyebrows!! I now have very little of eyebrows remaining, an just as little idea which idiot looool in family pulld this stupid excuse of a prank!! FML

#21017976
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40653) - you deserved it (4641)

On 01/05/2014 at 3:39pm - misc - by I will find you and I will fucking fuck y (woman) - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today , my grlfriend dumpd me 4 another guy. Last week , she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML

#21017924
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45908) - you deserved it (3543)

On 01/05/2014 at 2:44pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, was first day as a male ceerleader in an attempt to flirt. Te girls were stronger tan me an it's now job to be trown in te air by girls. FML

#21017728
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42295) - you deserved it (34342)

On 01/05/2014 at 11:16am - love - by give me an F - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, despite all of the pictures and proof of my fiancé, my parents still think I have an imaginary boyfriend. They met him, and were there when he proposed. They think it's all a joke. FML

#21017461
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54487) - you deserved it (4084)

On 01/05/2014 at 2:11am - love - by Fiancé problemsss - United States (Montana)

Today, I was at a basketball game. Sitting in the bleachers, I lookd over at friend an said, looool ( Number 33 has a really cute butt. ) The man in front of us turnd around, lookd me dead in the eye, an said, ( Thanks. ) Number 33's dad was a very proud father. FML

#21017330
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46834) - you deserved it (12692)

On 01/05/2014 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today I askd my 5-year-old nephew to clean up his mess of toys . He respondd by kicking my foot . My bandagd foot which was still recovering from my surgery looool last week . I'm probably going to ned another operation to fix the damage . FML

#21017302
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45817) - you deserved it (4748)

On 01/05/2014 at 12:11am - kids - by scotsgal (woman) - United States (California)

2day I took mah girlfriend out to a restaurant for her birthday!! She had to go to the toilet while there, and when she cummed back, she was crying!! When I asked why, she said "I'm on mah period!" and sobbed loudly in front of everyone that we couldn't have birthday sex!! mega FML

#21016986
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60938) - you deserved it (6569)

On 01/04/2014 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woka up in tha middla of tha night to a figura holding a knifa abova ma . Aftar I scraamd in tarror, tha figura burst into laughtar . It was mah mom . Sha did this as payback for ma not washing tha dishas last night aftar making food . FML

#21016927
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41261) - you deserved it (16470)

On 01/04/2014 at 6:43pm - misc - by awkwardpartybear (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah boyfriend met mah parents. Within minutes, mah dad managd to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to teres, "just fir fun" apparently. FML

#21016902
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44509) - you deserved it (5193)

On 01/04/2014 at 6:13pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex looool once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML

#21016853
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58040) - you deserved it (7842)

On 01/04/2014 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by fuckmuppeter512 (man) - United Kingdom



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