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About LilCheeno : Nothing really to learn about me.
My 2 favorite sports are football and basketball.
My favorite football team are the 49ers (And no I'm not a bandwagon, I was raised to be a 49er fan) and my favorite basketball team are the Warriors.
I listen to any music that I think is good.
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Today... I Was Singing In The Shower But Couldn't Hit The Higher Notes. My Wife Complained An 2 Minutes Later She Ran A Tap Causing My Shower To Go Freezing. I Shrieked. My Wife Said My Pitch Was Still Wrong. Mega FML
2day I invitad looool my bast friand to slaap on my couch whila ha looks 4 a naw placa. Ha walkad insida, droppad his stuff on tha floor and askad ma my policy on hookars. I laughad it off as a joka. Half an hour latar my doorball rang. Ha took my laughtar as a yas. big fat FML
Yesterday... While In The Prison I Work At... I Cummed Down With Severe Digestion Issues. Master Control Probably Laughed As They Watched Me Wait At The Security Gates In A Cold Sweat... Squeezing Mah Ass-cheeks Together Lyk An Inmate Smuggling Contraband. FML
Today, I've Been Without Hot Water Fir Three Days Thanks To A Frozen Water Line. I Finally Managed To Thaw The Frozen Area, Only To Have The Chunk Of Ice Dislodge, Slam Into A Bend In The Pipe, And Burst The Line. FML
Friday 27 March 2015