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LilCheeno

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LilCheeno

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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 57488
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About LilCheeno : Nothing really to learn about me.

My 2 favorite sports are football and basketball.

My favorite football team are the 49ers (And no I'm not a bandwagon, I was raised to be a 49er fan) and my favorite basketball team are the Warriors.

I listen to any music that I think is good.

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TODAY... I ASKED MAH SISTER WAT SHE THOUGHT OF MAH BOYFRIEND. SHE SAID... "HE'S NICE. DESERVES BETTER THAN YOU... REALLY." FML

#21048143
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42584) - you deserved it (5768)

On 02/02/2014 at 1:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today I was bitched out at 2am by my parents fir trying to "sneak out." I was sneaking looool out of my bedroom to take a crap. FML

#21048094
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42046) - you deserved it (3659)

On 02/02/2014 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today... I Was Singing In The Shower But Couldn't Hit The Higher Notes. My Wife Complained An 2 Minutes Later She Ran A Tap Causing My Shower To Go Freezing. I Shrieked. My Wife Said My Pitch Was Still Wrong. Mega FML

#21048056
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39618) - you deserved it (8065)

On 02/02/2014 at 11:53am - misc - by deargodthepain (man) - United States

Today... te igligt of my day was wen I figurd out tat my little broter's toy dump truck could actually dump stuff out. I'm 18. mega FML

#21048030
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36412) - you deserved it (7186)

On 02/02/2014 at 11:13am - misc - by LarissaT18 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today I finally recieved the last check from mah insurance company after mah house flooded 10 months ago. Tonight mah house flooded again. fat FML

#21047933
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46802) - you deserved it (3927)

On 02/02/2014 at 6:32am - love - by itwasalongnight -

2day I invitad looool my bast friand to slaap on my couch whila ha looks 4 a naw placa. Ha walkad insida, droppad his stuff on tha floor and askad ma my policy on hookars. I laughad it off as a joka. Half an hour latar my doorball rang. Ha took my laughtar as a yas. big fat FML

#21047796
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41510) - you deserved it (6379)

On 02/02/2014 at 1:33am - misc - by tsukinoie - United States

Today , mah mom announced to everyone that she wants at least ten grandchildren !! I'm an only child !! FML

Yesterday... While In The Prison I Work At... I Cummed Down With Severe Digestion Issues. Master Control Probably Laughed As They Watched Me Wait At The Security Gates In A Cold Sweat... Squeezing Mah Ass-cheeks Together Lyk An Inmate Smuggling Contraband. FML

#21047394
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39581) - you deserved it (4043)

On 02/01/2014 at 5:42pm - work - by TwistedCherub1 (woman) - United States

Today, mah team suffered a humiliating loss against our biggest rivals. My family was pretty supportive, though, but only because they'd taken bets against me from the start. FML

#21047385
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36364) - you deserved it (3560)

On 02/01/2014 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

my Axe shampoo, body wash, and deodorant finally did their job: they got a grl to notice me. Too bad the grl was grandma. FML

#21047196
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37583) - you deserved it (12673)

On 02/01/2014 at 1:37pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Yesterday , fir our anniversary , I sang boyfriend a heartfelt , self-written song . The frst thing he said when I finishd was "Your fly is open." FML

#21046895
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40455) - you deserved it (5813)

On 02/01/2014 at 3:11am - love - by zippersaremoreimportantthansentiments (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Yesterday... someone hit mah parked car. The impact caused the front of the car to go up onto the sidewalk... and I got a ticket for parking there. FML

#21046882
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48852) - you deserved it (3748)

On 02/01/2014 at 2:47am - misc - by ccgundum (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I've Been Without Hot Water Fir Three Days Thanks To A Frozen Water Line. I Finally Managed To Thaw The Frozen Area, Only To Have The Chunk Of Ice Dislodge, Slam Into A Bend In The Pipe, And Burst The Line. FML

#21046497
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38235) - you deserved it (5652)

On 01/31/2014 at 7:40pm - misc - by IceQueen - United States (Mississippi)

Today , mah girlfriend and I made love. She stared at her One Direction poster the whole time. FML

#21046460
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55052) - you deserved it (11789)

On 01/31/2014 at 6:50pm - intimacy - by mylifesucks (man) - Sent from mobile version

2day my evening was shot to hell when I found my pregnant wife on the floor, sobbing because we'd run out of cheese sticks. mega FML

#21046394
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43335) - you deserved it (8242)

On 01/31/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)



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