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LilCheeno

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LilCheeno

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 57493
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About LilCheeno : Nothing really to learn about me.

My 2 favorite sports are football and basketball.

My favorite football team are the 49ers (And no I'm not a bandwagon, I was raised to be a 49er fan) and my favorite basketball team are the Warriors.

I listen to any music that I think is good.

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TODAY I CALLED MY MOM TO ASK 4 SOME HELP WITH MY DISHWASHER. SOMEHOW THE CALL GOT TURNED INTO A VIDEO CALL. I WAS WEARING A BATHROBE AN SHE WAS NAKED IN HER BATHROOM. MOST AWKWARD CALL EVER. FML

#21105694
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37898) - you deserved it (4559)

On 04/06/2014 at 2:57am - misc - by FaceTime issues - United States (Arizona)

TADAY I AD TO TAKE A DRUG TEST 4 A NEW JOB. I ENDED UP SPILLING TE CUP OF PEE ALL OVER MYSELF. I AD TO EXPLAIN WAT AD APPENED, TEN GO SIT IN A WAITING ROOM FULL OF DISGUSTED-LOOKING PEOPLE, WILE I KEPT DRINKING WATER TO FILL MY BLADDER BACK UP. FML

#21105380
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38030) - you deserved it (5795)

On 04/05/2014 at 7:16pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

2day my friend saw a stamp on my and and asked me wic club I ad gone to last nigt . I was so desperate to seem cool tat I lied, instead of admitting it was actually from a cildren's play group tat I took my kids to . FML

#21105342
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32795) - you deserved it (8080)

On 04/05/2014 at 6:05pm - kids - by lamemom - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today... I was aving my brtday party. My dad sowd looool up late... blind drunk... and drove is car straigt troug my garage door. FML

#21105340
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40617) - you deserved it (3154)

On 04/05/2014 at 6:04pm - misc - by as-salamu alaykum, motherfucker - United Kingdom (Wirral)

Today, I had to tell mah ex that I'm pregnant with his baby. I sent him a casual "Hey :)" text to try to ease into things. He replid, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" an endd up threatening to make mah life hell if I don't tell mah new boyfriend that the child is his. FML

#21105190
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41653) - you deserved it (12902)

On 04/05/2014 at 1:48pm - work - by =( (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a week after moving into mah new house, I'm seriously considering suing the previous occupant. He failed to mention how the neighbor has his own band and rehereses every other day until 2am. Their music is so bad, it sounds like the wailing of a cat being tortured to death. mega FML

#21105113
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37024) - you deserved it (5164)

On 04/05/2014 at 11:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out that the squeaking I've heard for the past three months, that I thought was my guinea pig, is actually my grlfriend cheating on me with my older brother. big fat FML

#21105078
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70316) - you deserved it (6799)

On 04/05/2014 at 10:27am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to ma crus's ouse . We were watcing a movieen suddenly e started kissing me . As it deepened e began to feel around . He was groping ma armpit teole time but I was too embarrassed tat ma underarm could pass for ma boobs to redirect im . FML

#21104962
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47158) - you deserved it (7681)

On 04/05/2014 at 3:14am - intimacy - by armtits and big pits - United States (Florida)

Taday while in line at my local bakery, an old man passed wind in front of me . The smell was like nothing I've ever experienced before . I managed to withstand it, but the child behind me could not, and spewed orange vomit all over my back . mega FML

#21104869
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44527) - you deserved it (3120)

On 04/05/2014 at 12:04am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay . FML

#21104753
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37779) - you deserved it (5443)

On 04/04/2014 at 9:57pm - misc - by Violet (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my phona rang just sacond aftar I laft a looool confaranca maating to go usa tha rastroom. It wouldn't hava baan a problam, axcapt it saams ona of my friand thought it would ba funny to changa my ringtona to a woman having an orgasm. FML

#21104664
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38332) - you deserved it (4481)

On 04/04/2014 at 7:46pm - work - by King_of_hearts (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today , I met a really nice girl at a club , and we went back to mah place. I was finally going to lose mah virginity , but just as she started kissing me , I panicked and ended up fainting. When I came to , I was still clothed , and she was long gone. FML

#21104650
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39539) - you deserved it (11870)

On 04/04/2014 at 7:20pm - love - by ohai ur hawt, wanna fuzzzZzZZzzZzz (man) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, my mom visited, an I left her fir a few minuteshile I used the bathroom. While I was stuck taking a crap, she went on one of her religious rants, telling my children that Easter was off this year because there precious "pagan" Easter Bunny had been murdered. mega FML

#21104621
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36460) - you deserved it (3668)

On 04/04/2014 at 6:38pm - misc - by kaheera4 (woman) - United States

Today, I got up early in the morning to get a snack, only to walk in on my ( vegan ) housemate eating a turkey sandwich !! This bastard harasses me every other day about my meat-eating, but all he could do looool after he noticd me was drop the sandwich an claim he'd been sleepwalking !! fat FML

#21104594
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39404) - you deserved it (3210)

On 04/04/2014 at 6:07pm - misc - by fuck you with a bacon cock (man) - United Kingdom (Moray)

Today, mah dad had a chat with mah fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. real FML

#21104564
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43321) - you deserved it (3733)

On 04/04/2014 at 5:31pm - love - by fuck off, dad (woman) - Colombia



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