About LilCheeno : Nothing really to learn about me.
My 2 favorite sports are football and basketball.
My favorite football team are the 49ers (And no I'm not a bandwagon, I was raised to be a 49er fan) and my favorite basketball team are the Warriors.
I listen to any music that I think is good.
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Today, a woman came up to me at work and screamed at me for "taking forever" to come and wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. FML
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On 09/03/2012 at 7:43pm - work - by FastFoodWaiter (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, everyone at work asked about the awful, twisted wound on my hand. I was too embarrassed to admit to having torn my skin apart with a pair of tweezers while trying to remove a splinter. FML
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On 09/03/2012 at 4:20pm - health - by frustrated (man) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)
Today, I went out clubbing with a few friends. A cute guy pointed at me from the bar and motioned for me to come over. I was excited and did just that. Turns out he just wanted to ask me if I'd thought about seeing a doctor for my jaundice. No, I just overdid my spray tan. FML
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On 09/03/2012 at 1:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
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On 09/03/2012 at 5:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, I was walking down the street when I had a coughing fit. The next thing I know I'm being pushed about by a group of guys who were smoking, because they thought I was coughing deliberately to send them a message about smoking being bad. FML
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On 09/03/2012 at 5:37am - misc - by Tyler - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I met my husband's family for the first time. My nightmare versions were better. FML
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On 09/03/2012 at 4:47am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)
Today, I was in a terrific mood after finding a bouquet of beautiful flowers on my doorstep when I came home. That is, until I recognised the handwriting of my "secret admirer" was the same as my mother's. FML
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On 09/03/2012 at 4:39am - love - by mfnfhdjdjddjsjfn - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
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On 09/03/2012 at 4:17am - love - by ugly (woman) - United States
Today, I woke up to a bunch of email notifications confirming all the drunken purchases I made last night on Amazon. Most of them can't be cancelled. This is the fourth time in a month. An "ironic" wolf-howling-at-the-moon t-shirt anyone? FML
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On 09/03/2012 at 1:24am - money - by DrunkenShopper (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffed and wagged his tail as a guy mugged me. FML
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On 09/02/2012 at 10:07pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching TV and there were penguins laying eggs. He said, "Penguins are mammals, they don't lay eggs." I replied, "Penguins are birds." We fought about it for ages until he realised that I was right, and has since stopped talking to me. FML
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On 09/02/2012 at 8:10pm - animals - by difference between birds and mammals. - Australia
Today, after a visit with my mom, I started feeling sick. I meant to send her a text asking if she had gotten sick lately, but I accidentally sent a text asking if she had gotten dick lately. FML
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On 09/02/2012 at 7:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I met a really cute girl at a club. At first, she told me I was cute. Then, she slurred that I look like "a spork on legs." Then she sprayed the inside of my mouth with vomit as she kissed me. FML
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On 09/02/2012 at 6:31pm - love - by anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my boss got angry at me because my English is better than his. He accused me of trying to steal his management position, and implied that I'll be lucky if I still have a job by the end of the month. FML
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On 09/02/2012 at 3:41pm - work - by zoosmell pooplord - Norway (Buskerud)
Today, I found out my friend swapped my girlfriend and probation officer's numbers in my phone. My girlfriend is wondering why I asked her permission to leave the country, and my probation officer said she can't wait to see me again. FML
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On 09/02/2012 at 1:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
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