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My 2 favorite sports are football and basketball.
My favorite football team are the 49ers (And no I'm not a bandwagon, I was raised to be a 49er fan) and my favorite basketball team are the Warriors.
I listen to any music that I think is good.
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Today, I had to call the cops to break up a fistfight at my mother's funeral. It turns out my two brothers care more about having a pissing match over their favorite football teams than they do honoring our mother's memory. FML
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On 10/07/2012 at 2:34pm - kids - by RIP (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)
Today, my boyfriend learned how to somersault. He now thinks that he's a ninja and somersaults into every room. FML
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On 10/07/2012 at 10:20am - love - by justabitembarrassed - United States (Ohio)
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML
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On 10/07/2012 at 6:25am - intimacy - by SoSexy (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I left the hospital after having knee surgery. While trying to find my balance on my crutches, I was holding onto the roof of the car. My mum slammed the car door shut, not noticing my hand. I can barely even bend my fingers to hold onto my crutches. FML
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On 10/07/2012 at 1:43am - health - by badluckbrianna (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was sitting on a rather small, uncomfortable bean bag while my friend was sitting on a nice chair. She asked if I wanted to switch seats, not so I could be more comfortable, but because she thought I was too fat and that I would burst the bean bag. FML
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On 10/07/2012 at 1:03am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
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On 10/06/2012 at 8:05pm - kids - by TheVirginJenny - United States (Washington)
Today, my girlfriend texted one of her male friends, saying she's turned off by the thought of sex with me. She suggested a bit of "exercise sex" with him. I'm sure he would have eagerly agreed, if he'd been the one receiving the texts. FML
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On 10/06/2012 at 7:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I had to pry my sister's used tampon out from between my dog's jaws. FML
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On 10/06/2012 at 6:58pm - animals - by banj0 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I was fiddling around with the thermostat at my new place. For a laugh, I twisted the knob all the way to 40° celsius, when it snapped off. I don't have a clue how to fix it. FML
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On 10/06/2012 at 4:29pm - misc - by didntknowyoucouldbreakit (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I had a big argument with my girlfriend, after she tried to stop me going home, even though it was already past my curfew. I got home, only to find out I'm grounded for staying out late, and dumped for being "inconsiderate". FML
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On 10/06/2012 at 2:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Philippines (Rizal)
Today, a co-worker gave me a couple of CDs he said he wanted me to listen to. I got excited, thinking that they were playlists he'd made for me. They were self-help tracks. FML
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On 10/06/2012 at 1:09pm - work - by The Last Cockbender (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Today, I was walking in the freezing rain when a guy asked me if I wanted to share his umbrella with him. I grinned and told him I did. He then noticed a pretty girl walking behind me and he abruptly turned to her and asked her the same question. FML
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On 10/06/2012 at 11:52am - misc - by FML_Elle - United States
Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML
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On 10/06/2012 at 6:04am - love - by Jex (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Today, I wore a dress that I bought last weekend to work, thinking how I liked it and it fitted me perfectly, until someone at work told me that I was actually wearing a nightie. FML
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On 10/06/2012 at 4:58am - misc - by Valentine_Beauty (woman) - United States
Today, I came home from a three day vacation to find my psycho ex-girlfriend in my house. Even though I broke up with her six months ago, she hasn't broken up with me. It's alright though, she says she's going to forgive me and she already moved her stuff in when I was out of town. FML
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On 10/06/2012 at 3:49am - love - by BusinessTurtle - United States (Iowa)
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