About LilCheeno : Nothing really to learn about me.
My 2 favorite sports are football and basketball.
My favorite football team are the 49ers (And no I'm not a bandwagon, I was raised to be a 49er fan) and my favorite basketball team are the Warriors.
I listen to any music that I think is good.
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Today, in preparation for a third interview for my dream job, I spent an hour selecting the perfect outfit. I hung everything on my bedroom door and went to shower. My dog decided to play tug-of-war with the clothing and redesign the shoes. The only thing to survive unscathed was the hanger. FML
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On 05/23/2013 at 6:52am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I got a call from work stating that my employment was being terminated. This was after being suspended while they investigated my sexual harassment claim. Their reason for firing me: misuse of company time. Yes, I suppose reporting being sexually harassed is a huge waste of time. FML
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On 05/23/2013 at 3:24am - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was ditched by the guy I flew over two thousand miles to see. His excuse? "I'm just tired. I want to go home and sleep" Later, he checked in at a bar right down the street from the hotel on Facebook. FML
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On 05/23/2013 at 3:13am - love - by phoenixditch - United States (Virginia)
Today, I finally scored a goal in a soccer game. Too bad it was in our own net. FML
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On 05/23/2013 at 1:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was stuck in my apartment complex's elevator. I was shouting out for help when a voice came screaming, "This is the fire department." I was relieved until he said, "Just kidding." FML
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On 05/23/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by Mylifesucks - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" and then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML
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On 05/22/2013 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, a friend was put on suicide watch when her parents wouldn't pay $500 for a premium senior picture package. FML
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On 05/22/2013 at 6:52pm - misc - by AwkwardHaole808 - United States (Hawaii)
Today, I confronted my boss to find out why I was denied a promotion that she promised to me. Her response? "You should know by now I'm a liar. Not my fault if you believe the things I say." FML
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On 05/22/2013 at 5:48pm - work - by Snurkles McGee (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails asked if I wanted my toe hairs trimmed. I was so taken aback and embarrassed that I said yes. They charged me extra. FML
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On 05/22/2013 at 1:40pm - misc - by hobbit - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my mom took me to a bar to cheer me up after being dumped. Two cute guys around my age kept looking over at us the whole night. When I told my mom, she said she was going to get them to come talk to me. Instead, she ended up leaving with both of them. FML
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On 05/22/2013 at 1:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was out on a family walk, when I overheard two women talking to each other. One of them was wondering how a kid with such good looking parents and grandparents could be so ugly. That kid is my daughter. FML
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On 05/22/2013 at 12:47pm - kids - by Kittykat900 (woman) - United Kingdom (York)
Today, I awoke from a dream that I'd found an Arco gas station that had regular gas for $3.38. I actually went looking for it. FML
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On 05/22/2013 at 10:51am - money - by maarkblack (man) - United States
Today, I e-mailed the on-line instructor for my job, telling her that I had fallen behind in my work due to my grandmother's passing and the subsequent funeral arrangements, but that I would catch up this week. Her reply? "OK. Hope your grandmother gets better soon." FML
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On 05/22/2013 at 8:28am - misc - by projectfain - United States (Ohio)
Today, for the fourth time this week, I witnessed my mother dancing around the house naked. Apparently, she is loosening up her "inner nudist" and isn't planning on stopping any time soon. FML
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On 05/22/2013 at 6:56am - misc - by stillhave2years - United States
Today I returned home after a semester at university. I guess I did too good a job of getting into shape as my parents phoned the police, thinking I was a burglar. FML
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On 05/22/2013 at 5:44am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Friday 24 May 2013
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