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LilCheeno

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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 29345
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About LilCheeno : Nothing really to learn about me.

My 2 favorite sports are football and basketball.

My favorite football team are the 49ers (And no I'm not a bandwagon, I was raised to be a 49er fan) and my favorite basketball team are the Warriors.

I listen to any music that I think is good.

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Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML

#21282367
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7257) - you deserved it (1206)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:49am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after my dad trying every bait, hormone, and poison, the cockroaches in this apartment have gone crazy. They are trying to kill themselves. One tried to commit suicide, by suffocation, in my mouth this morning. FML

#21282365
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8081) - you deserved it (688)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:42am - misc - by youngboob (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my son gave me a bottle of shampoo for my birthday. I'm as bald as a coot. FML

#21282364
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7018) - you deserved it (626)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:41am - kids - by Bald (man) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, my parents told me off for reading, as opposed to watching TV like the rest of the family, because it was "anti-social". FML

#21282362
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7471) - you deserved it (519)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, my sister ended her long and extremely annoying crush on Justin Bieber. I can only hope one day my girlfriend will end hers too. FML

#21282066
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9546) - you deserved it (996)

On 10/20/2014 at 10:29pm - love - by DanTheMan (man) -

Today, I came out as bisexual to my friends via group message. They didn't respond; I had a panic attack. An hour later, one of my friends texted back, "k". FML

#21282060
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9802) - you deserved it (2998)

On 10/20/2014 at 10:25pm - love - by adirom - United States (California)

Today, I was shopping when a woman stopped me and asked me what lipgloss I was wearing because my lips looked gorgeous. I had to explain to her it was just the grease from the Slim Jim I had just eaten. FML

#21281977
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11771) - you deserved it (1886)

On 10/20/2014 at 8:38pm - misc - by Anonymos_fmler - United States (Illinois)

Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to hide in the washroom closet while I was taking a piss. I wasn't pissing, I was wanking. FML

#21281971
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13301) - you deserved it (3896)

On 10/20/2014 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by John (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I volunteered to tutor a 17-year-old girl in science. I had to explain in detail of what the real Big Bang theory was, as she only knew about the show. Later, I heard I was reported by her because apparently, "I was trying to convert her to Scientology." I now know why she needed a tutor. FML

#21281960
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13208) - you deserved it (870)

On 10/20/2014 at 8:07pm - work - by sushipanda9 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, near the end end of my shift as a bartender, a drunk man stumbled into my bar, got upset because I refused to serve him, puked into my tip jar, then offered me half a pack of cigarettes in exchange for sex. FML

#21281851
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13846) - you deserved it (923)

On 10/20/2014 at 5:04pm - work - by Bartender - United States (Minnesota)

Today, as my boyfriend left my house, I gave him a long, tight hug. So tight that he threw up. FML

Today, my boss drove past me while I was walking to work, and splashing mud over my uniform. When I got to work, he criticized me for showing up in unpresentable condition. FML

#21281679
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23834) - you deserved it (1646)

On 10/20/2014 at 11:03am - work - by Chansus10 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, after months of job hunting, I started a new job in a deli. I've been a vegetarian since I was 13, but it was the only job I could find. Turns out, I'm allergic to the preservatives they use, as my fingers now resemble sausages. Guess it's time to start job hunting again. FML

Today, I went on a first date. Everything was going well until he asked me, "So, what's the biggest thing you've stuck up your vag?" FML

#21281604
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23664) - you deserved it (1823)

On 10/20/2014 at 5:28am - intimacy - by bye loser (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was skating in the city when I slipped and fractured my arm. As I was lying in pain, a guy walked up to me, frisked my pocket and took my wallet. He then said: "It's nothing personal." FML

#21281599
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26317) - you deserved it (2148)

On 10/20/2014 at 4:50am - misc - by ColdStones (man) - Norway (Hordaland)



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