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LiishaNiinahx
  • Town/Country : Yorkshire, England.
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 April 1997 (17 years)
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Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (77130) - you deserved it (9993)

On 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by janedoe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard. I brought my thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, and somehow stuck it up her nose. FML

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On 02/01/2009 at 3:11am - love - by FractalSanity - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to a friend's wedding. I took stupid photos all day long and when came the moment that the bride entered the church, my battery died. FML

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On 10/26/2008 at 11:27pm - misc - by Erasmus - France (Haute-Normandie)



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