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About Lights_Out : I leik toyturlz

Oh, and I really like cupcakes. I am in highschool, but that's all I'm saying. Umm, I enjoy making people laugh and hanging out with my friends. Lastly my phone goes everywhere I go(:

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Today, my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping, she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny, causing a lot of people to stare in our direction. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML

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