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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 November 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5751
  • Number of comments : 247
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LightningLadyy : I'm Alli.
I love concerts and my car (:
Music, music, music.
I'm not very interesting... But if you think you can prove me wrong, this is my agreement to your challenge ;)

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Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML

#14500845
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26497) - you deserved it (3770)

On 01/07/2011 at 8:31pm - work - by poop (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML

#14395971
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20168) - you deserved it (6856)

On 12/30/2010 at 1:21pm - misc - by glam300 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband said that when we have sex he almost gets as excited as he does when he gets a chopper gunner on Black Ops. FML

#14284666
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33631) - you deserved it (7263)

On 12/21/2010 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Hannah - United States (Kansas)

Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML

#14043132
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58183) - you deserved it (10589)

On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if I could call him "love muffin". He asked if he could call me "muffin top". FML

#13716117
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10227) - you deserved it (31691)

On 11/04/2010 at 4:30pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at the beach with my parents. They were walking hand in hand, when they spotted a crab. My Dad turned to my Mum and said "Oh, must've crawled out of my pubes!" they both laughed and kissed. I don't think they realized I was within hearing distance. FML

#13287262
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30964) - you deserved it (3351)

On 10/02/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to the beach with this boy I like. Not thinking it'd be anything more than a simple date, I didn't shave my downstairs. We were sitting on a towel and I laid down. Then he said, "Is there a squirrel in your pants?" FML

#13245157
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16860) - you deserved it (38797)

On 09/29/2010 at 1:59am - intimacy - by Claire (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML

#12822018
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39533) - you deserved it (14855)

On 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by FYouBoyfriend (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, it's my 20th birthday! Happy birthday to me! My boyfriend threw a beer can through my back wind-shield after breaking up with me. FML

#12158230
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33501) - you deserved it (4197)

On 07/28/2010 at 1:48am - love - by Happy 20th! - United States

Today, my parents were having a Christmas party. They went out to get the vodka in our garage fridge, only to find most of it was frozen. Knowing vodka doesn't freeze, they soon realized that I had been taking some and refilling it with water over the past two months. FML

#6927216
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5724) - you deserved it (46871)

On 12/24/2009 at 7:36pm - misc - by Sean (man) - United States

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

#2812014
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94856) - you deserved it (20018)

On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML

#121869
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19932) - you deserved it (49243)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:43am - misc - by shilpajayseanfan (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
507 comments

I agree, your life sucks (237347) - you deserved it (82078)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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