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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 July 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 508
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else. I turned my head to see what was so interesting. He was on his iPhone looking up recipes for things to wrap in bacon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56111) - you deserved it (6937)

On 06/27/2009 at 10:29am - love - by a_B_c_D_e_F_g (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28626) - you deserved it (14186)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version



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