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Ligerie
  • Town/Country : Its hot here, really hot, california
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 May 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 2584
  • Number of comments : 243
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I went to the pharmacy to purchase a brace for my sprained wrist. My wife and I had recently ran out of KY lotion, so I decided to pick up a bottle while I was there. It didn't occur to me that these two items could be perceived as being related until the cashier began to giggle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17487) - you deserved it (4297)

On 11/13/2009 at 7:57am - misc - by joeheathen (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got a new cat. I tried to reenact the opening scene from Lion King, where in Simba gets held up for everyone to see. The fan was on when I lifted my cat up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8391) - you deserved it (48258)

On 10/25/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by stixx (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

#5645915 (179)

I agree, your life sucks (14722) - you deserved it (33280)

On 10/04/2009 at 5:40pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after spending 20 minutes every day working on my abs for the last month and feeling pretty good about how they were looking, I received the first comment about them. A girl poked them and said 'squish'. FML

#5185626 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (24940) - you deserved it (4063)

On 09/11/2009 at 10:51am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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Today, I took the kids I'm babysitting to the farm to feed the animals. They were a little scared of the llama, so I showed them how nice it was by feeding it a lot of bread. Then, as I was telling the farmer how I loved the llama and wanted to take it home, it spit grass and bread all over my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22586) - you deserved it (6640)

On 08/29/2009 at 2:58am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML

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On 07/23/2009 at 4:23pm - work - by bossgroper (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML

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On 05/24/2009 at 12:03pm - misc - by untitledentity (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)