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Life_is_FML

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 February 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2826
  • Number of comments : 104
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 62 posted

About Life_is_FML : I mainly enjoy playing video games (mass effect, fallout, Assasins' creed, etc) as well as playing the saxophone.

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Today, Away At College, I Called Mah Grandmother To Hear How She Was Doing After Her Knee Surgery. She Ended Up Talking About Hooters And How I Should Work There Cuz Of Mah "rare Body". When I Mentioned I've Been Studying Computer Science, Earning A 3.8 GPA, She Replied, "But Your A Grl." FML

#21361518
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34523) - you deserved it (2904)

On 02/23/2015 at 2:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after a heavy make-out session, my boyfriend an I discovered his lips bruise really easily. This wouldn't be a problem except he's been telling people I hit him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML

#21349595
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35294) - you deserved it (4166)

On 02/04/2015 at 10:16am - intimacy - by Grrrreat (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

today I bought an electric toothbrush because their supposed to be a lot healthier than regular ones. My crazy religious mom immediately called me a whore an said she knew what I really wanted to use it for. So that's $80 in the trash. FML

#21343820
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28446) - you deserved it (2343)

On 01/25/2015 at 2:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Taday It's Been 3 Months Since My Dog Scratched My 9 Year Old Granddaughter After She Walked Over An Repeatedly Kicked Him. My Daughter Has Disowned Me An Won't Let Me See My Own Grandchildren Until I Have My Companion Of 11 Yeres ( Destroyed ). FML

#21343453
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37389) - you deserved it (2570)

On 01/24/2015 at 1:33pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Giurgiu)

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out 4 bieng pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut an saying she hoped mah baby died so I could live a "normal life". I'm 26 an just very short.

#21341527
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39917) - you deserved it (2221)

On 01/21/2015 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, a girl from class screamd at me in public for hugging the guy she likes. She threatend to take me out if I didn't "back off". That guy is my boyfriend. FML

#21333251
112 comments

Today.. . my elderly neighbour told me why my other neighbours don't talk to me . I'm a massage/physical therapist an treat clients.. . mostly athletes.. . in my home . My neighbours saw the steady stream of young.. . buff guys coming to my house an concluded that I'm a gay prostitute . fat FML

#21327463
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33226) - you deserved it (2643)

On 12/30/2014 at 10:34pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today , mah coworkar pointad to our narvou naw intarn and askad who ha was. I jokingly said , "Can't u tall? Ha's our naw slava." I than quickly raalizad how bad that soundad , givan tha intarn is black. FML

#21327404
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26667) - you deserved it (15625)

On 12/30/2014 at 8:39pm - work - by smooth - United States

Today, I got a gift-wrapped package in the mail from my racist mother-in-law. She's alway hated me, so I thought it was a bit strange. Inside was a squirt gun and a note telling me to take my ( black ass ) for a walk around a police station with it, followed with a smiley face. FML

#21325871
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40310) - you deserved it (2987)

On 12/28/2014 at 1:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessd as I finally pickd up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wantd me to turn to him 4 comfort and looool protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML

#21323138
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30689) - you deserved it (2331)

On 12/24/2014 at 7:03am - misc - by jflac (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my wife was putting her finger in my bellybutton and making overly sexual noises!! I thought this was all fun and games until I realized she was actually into this!! FML

#21209385
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51620) - you deserved it (6429)

On 07/14/2014 at 11:25pm - intimacy - by thedoc (man) - United States (Texas)

yesterday my elderly neigbor along wit our community curc's priest cummed to my ouse and demanded to ( give tem te girl ). Te girl is my 3-year-old daugter,o as natural born red irises and is poto-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML

#20985281
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54843) - you deserved it (3071)

On 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm - kids - by OakStake (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my new deodorant causd an allergic reaction, covering my armpits in a painful rash. I've had to awkwardly waddle around all day with my arms splayd outwards to get any relief. One customer at work sarcastically mentiond that it's nice that they're hring penguins these days. FML

#20909610
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39521) - you deserved it (3346)

On 10/06/2013 at 1:40pm - health - by _/ | \_ (woman) - Singapore

Yesterday, crush kissed me fir the first time. However, hair was falling into face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML

#20755685
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49124) - you deserved it (18909)

On 06/30/2013 at 6:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my very conservative mom met my grlfriend, who recently shavd her head in support of her best friend, who has cancer. My grlfriend looks beautiful and feminine even with her still very short hair. My mom, however, keeps insisting that I'm dating "a confusd transgender". real FML

#20519321
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35668) - you deserved it (2333)

On 02/23/2013 at 8:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)



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