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Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 9:15am - love - by Sandra (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML
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On 02/16/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by Dasani (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm - animals - by EpicFail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by Lars - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I discovered that Paolo has a big penis, that he's good in bed and that the hotel sheets still remember it all. Mum, the walls won't get any thicker just 'cause you're on the telephone. FML
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On 01/20/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML
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On 01/18/2009 at 4:57pm - love - by indian:( - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went "meow". FML
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On 01/09/2009 at 3:54am - kids - by Liz - Sent from mobile version
Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML
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On 01/08/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by sampaloompy - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML
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On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version
Today, I arrived at the station at 7:30pm sharp for the train... which was cancelled. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:21am - misc - by RatQuiRit -
Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -
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