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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 March 1995 (21 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 734
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 1 posted

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LifeMD's favorite FMLs

Today, my grandmother yelled at me for driving erratically. I was "driving" in a video game. FML

by Paws_Cat / 05/20/2015 at 2:35pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I called a company for a problem with our septic tank. Two workers show up, I take them into the garden to show them the manhole cover at the top of it. They open it up. We then gaze upon a sea of condoms floating on the surface. My wife and I don't use condoms. FML

by Maxime / 02/27/2014 at 7:32pm / Love

Today, I get to stand in the unemployment line for the second time in a year because my company can't pay me. My parents own the company. FML

by Jaxur05 / 02/28/2012 at 8:27am / United States / Work

Today, I started my new job at a security company. In the first 15 minutes there was a bomb threat. FML

by anon / 11/23/2011 at 5:53pm / Work

Today, I had to blow up an air mattress using only my lungs. After nearly passing out from lack of oxygen, I realized there was a hole in it. FML

by ven980 / 06/01/2011 at 5:21pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML

by blah / 04/10/2009 at 6:17am / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous