Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

LifeMD

Offline (10 hours ago) | Search for a member

LifeMD

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 March 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 148
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LifeMD : *Insert some amazing, life-changing quote here*
*Insert autobiography here*
*Something interesting here too*

LifeMD's page activity

Visits<b>cile95</b> - the 08/07/2014 at 3:17am<b>Traitoro</b> - the 05/04/2014 at 3:20am<b>69funnyman</b> - the 04/23/2014 at 4:45pm<b>ccdsp2012</b> - the 04/21/2014 at 3:40am<b>GotItWow</b> - the 03/09/2014 at 9:53pm<b>radj</b> - the 02/27/2014 at 11:21pm<b>g0dless</b> - the 02/15/2014 at 7:35pm<b>alfalfalaffa</b> - the 02/15/2014 at 6:34pm<b>SabinaNina</b> - the 02/15/2014 at 2:16pm<b>toomanyidiots</b> - the 02/15/2014 at 9:45am<b>Keattles</b> - the 02/15/2014 at 8:16am<b>vivipickle</b> - the 02/15/2014 at 7:56am<b>Love_is_life6999</b> - the 02/15/2014 at 7:56am<b>Katiekhalifa</b> - the 02/15/2014 at 6:19am

LifeMD's FML badges

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by our moderating team.

See all of LifeMD's badges

LifeMD's favorite FMLs

Today, I get to stand in the unemployment line for the second time in a year because my company can't pay me. My parents own the company. FML

#19181051
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26639) - you deserved it (2699)

On 02/28/2012 at 8:27am - work - by Jaxur05 - United States

Today, I started my new job at a security company. In the first 15 minutes there was a bomb threat. FML

#18329214
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26419) - you deserved it (2547)

On 11/23/2011 at 5:53pm - work - by anon -

Today, I had to blow up an air mattress using only my lungs. After nearly passing out from lack of oxygen, I realized there was a hole in it. FML

#16454876
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20314) - you deserved it (25779)

On 06/01/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by ven980 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML

#898279
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7708) - you deserved it (73465)

On 04/10/2009 at 6:17am - misc - by blah (man) - United States (Idaho)



FML's blog

  • FML's Labor Day BBQ
  • The first Monday of September is a holiday in some countries, and is supposed to celebrate Labor Day. So, this means you do nothing to celebrate doing something. I'm confused.  For those of us who…

Monday 1 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: