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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 March 1995 (20 years)
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Today, my grandmother yelled at me for driving erratically. I was "driving" in a video game. FML

Today, I get to stand in the unemployment line for the second time in a year because my company can't pay me. My parents own the company. FML


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On 02/28/2012 at 8:27am - work - by Jaxur05 - United States

Today, I started my new job at a security company. In the first 15 minutes there was a bomb threat. FML


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On 11/23/2011 at 5:53pm - work - by anon -

Today, I had to blow up an air mattress using only my lungs. After nearly passing out from lack of oxygen, I realized there was a hole in it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22264) - you deserved it (27807)

On 06/01/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by ven980 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML


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On 04/10/2009 at 6:17am - misc - by blah (man) - United States (Idaho)

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