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LiesAreBeautiful
  • Town/Country : :P, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 March 1995 (18 years)
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Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML

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On 02/24/2010 at 7:15pm - work - by richgirl (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it would not go down the pipes. After about ten panic filled minutes, I notice the cat litter box. I carefully scoop out my logs, and bury them in the cat litter. FML

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On 09/18/2009 at 12:29am - animals - by Poowee (woman) - United States (Alabama)



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