About Lichinamo : The reason I have so many FML submissions is because every time a friend gets screwed over I put it up here. I have a lot of friends with problems.
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Lichinamo's favorite FMLs
Today, these cute girls approached me and asked me to take a picture of them. One girl asked me if I could send it to her because her phone had died. I was excited to have her number, but it turns out that she deleted the message after she sent the picture to herself. FML
by fml / 01/04/2015 at 10:10pm / United States / Love
by myboyfriendisweird / 01/04/2015 at 9:50pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
by TimJack18 / 01/04/2015 at 6:14pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
Today, my friends and I were talking about our celebrity lookalikes. We decided that my friends all had attractive celebrity lookalikes, including Scarlett Johansson and Hayden Panettiere. When it was my turn, they decided that my "celebrity" lookalike is the Pillsbury Doughboy. FML
by KD / 01/04/2015 at 4:53pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I learned that my mother has been telling people that I need anger management. I'm not attending anger management, I'm attending therapy to aid in my recovery from abusive relationships. She doesn't understand the difference or why I find it upsetting. FML
by thxmom / 01/04/2015 at 12:25pm / United States (Utah) / Health
Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML
by Anonymous / 01/04/2015 at 11:58am / Denmark (Midtjylland) / Money
by Anonymous / 01/04/2015 at 5:27am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
Today, I got reprimanded by my boss for saying "It's a stab in the dark, though." According to him, it's a euphemism for anal sex and I was being offensive to a gay colleague, the same one who kept insisting it was no problem. I got written up anyway. FML
by boss stabber / 01/04/2015 at 1:52am / United States (California) / Work
by gothicvamp93 / 01/04/2015 at 1:46am / United States (Illinois) / Work
Today, I was shopping with my dad and I saw one of my guy friends, so we waved and smiled at each other. My dad clearly thought his wave was too "romantic", because he shouted at him, "Touch her, and I'll kill you." FML
by Dear Lord Save Me / 01/03/2015 at 10:56pm / United Kingdom (Merthyr Tydfil) / Miscellaneous
by Malina / 01/03/2015 at 8:42pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Animals
Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML
by allgassedout / 01/03/2015 at 7:23pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
by Anonymous / 01/03/2015 at 4:16pm / United States (New Jersey) / Money
Today, my step-dad explained to me why he doesn't need to wash his body. He condescendingly said, "Well when you shampoo your hair, the soap runs down your body and cleans everything." He's 37 years old. FML
by Chicagoillinois / 01/03/2015 at 4:16pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, while at work at a call center, I got a call from an elderly man who needed a new credit card because he'd accidentally cut up his own card instead of his wife's. Trying to be funny, I said "Trying to keep her in line, eh?" Turns out his wife had just died. FML
by kbug95 / 01/03/2015 at 3:20pm / United States (Arizona) / Work