About Lichinamo : The reason I have so many FML submissions is because every time a friend gets screwed over I put it up here. I have a lot of friends with problems.
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Lichinamo's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 01/06/2015 at 1:54pm / United Kingdom / Work
by Anonymous / 01/06/2015 at 11:40am / Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh) / Miscellaneous
by rimenrezon / 01/06/2015 at 9:10am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, my father seems to be having an affair. A used condom was carelessly left on his nightstand and my mother found it. She refuses to believe that my boyfriend and I are not responsible. As punishment I am "no longer allowed to see him." We're both 22 and live together in our own apartment. FML
by innocent / 01/05/2015 at 10:11pm / United States / Intimacy
by FlabbyPants / 01/05/2015 at 9:51pm / United States (Florida) / Health
Today, my daughter was putting clothes in the drier when she yelled, "Mom!! The drier won't start!" I had to explain to her that the door needed to be shut. Her response, "Oh. I didn't know that mattered." She's 15. FML
by i_am_forever / 01/05/2015 at 8:59pm / United States (California) / Kids
by zacharynedley / 01/05/2015 at 7:16pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
by Anonymous / 01/05/2015 at 7:16pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
Today, I spent hours cooking an amazing dinner for my family, who had just gotten home from a trip, so we could spend some time together because I'd started to miss everyone. When they got home, they saw it all laid out and just took plates to their room, without even telling me they were home. FML
by anon / 01/05/2015 at 7:15pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by ivegotapackage / 01/05/2015 at 6:47pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML
by Synonymous_Rex / 01/05/2015 at 4:26pm / United States (California) / Kids
by help / 01/05/2015 at 1:52pm / Malta / Miscellaneous
Today, I gave birth to our first child at home. What was supposed to be a beautiful moment of us peacefully greeting our newborn, ended up with the cops knocking on our door. Apparently me giving birth sounds like a domestic dispute. FML
by midwify / 01/05/2015 at 12:58pm / Denmark (Nordjylland) / Kids
by shittysituation / 01/05/2015 at 1:27am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by FeelingFatastic / 01/05/2015 at 1:08am / United States / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…