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Lichinamo

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 January 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 99587
  • Number of comments : 186
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 145 posted

About Lichinamo : The reason I have so many FML submissions is because every time a friend gets screwed over I put it up here. I have a lot of friends with problems.

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Lichinamo's favorite FMLs

Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML

#21331517
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30321) - you deserved it (2181)

On 01/05/2015 at 7:16pm - work - by zacharynedley - United States (Maryland)

Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML

#21331516
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29800) - you deserved it (2594)

On 01/05/2015 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I spent hours cooking an amazing dinner for my family, who had just gotten home from a trip, so we could spend some time together because I'd started to miss everyone. When they got home, they saw it all laid out and just took plates to their room, without even telling me they were home. FML

#21331513
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28948) - you deserved it (2212)

On 01/05/2015 at 7:15pm - misc - by anon - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got a notice on my apartment door that I'd received a package when no one was home, and it was left at the backdoor. I don't have a backdoor. FML

#21331498
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27441) - you deserved it (1888)

On 01/05/2015 at 6:47pm - misc - by ivegotapackage (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML

#21331413
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27488) - you deserved it (2589)

On 01/05/2015 at 4:26pm - kids - by Synonymous_Rex - United States (California)

Today, I finally got a restraining order against my violent ex. My mom now keeps finding ways to tell me how shitty I am for breaking the "poor boy's" heart and how I didn't deserve him anyway. FML

#21331330
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35435) - you deserved it (2615)

On 01/05/2015 at 1:52pm - misc - by help (woman) - Malta

Today, I gave birth to our first child at home. What was supposed to be a beautiful moment of us peacefully greeting our newborn, ended up with the cops knocking on our door. Apparently me giving birth sounds like a domestic dispute. FML

#21331295
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30902) - you deserved it (6404)

On 01/05/2015 at 12:58pm - kids - by midwify (woman) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML

#21331081
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40045) - you deserved it (2981)

On 01/05/2015 at 1:27am - misc - by shittysituation - United States (California)

Today, my coworker asked me if I was on a diet for my New Year's resolution. When I said no, she replied, "Why not?" FML

#21331074
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29772) - you deserved it (4087)

On 01/05/2015 at 1:08am - health - by FeelingFatastic - United States

Today, I finally noticed after months of having the same cover photo on several websites, that it looks like I have a bushel of armpit hair due to a shadow. FML

#21331000
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26421) - you deserved it (4621)

On 01/04/2015 at 11:30pm - misc - by pits (woman) -

Today, these cute girls approached me and asked me to take a picture of them. One girl asked me if I could send it to her because her phone had died. I was excited to have her number, but it turns out that she deleted the message after she sent the picture to herself. FML

#21330933
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27921) - you deserved it (6991)

On 01/04/2015 at 10:10pm - love - by fml - United States

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, we were cuddling when he grabbed his penis and made it say, "That was amazing! Thank you for the sex." He's 21 years old. FML

#21330918
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28928) - you deserved it (6285)

On 01/04/2015 at 9:50pm - love - by myboyfriendisweird - United States (Arizona)

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, I kissed my husband as passionately as I could. After, he looked at me and said, "You taste like Chinese food." FML

#21330815
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27634) - you deserved it (4873)

On 01/04/2015 at 6:14pm - love - by TimJack18 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my friends and I were talking about our celebrity lookalikes. We decided that my friends all had attractive celebrity lookalikes, including Scarlett Johansson and Hayden Panettiere. When it was my turn, they decided that my "celebrity" lookalike is the Pillsbury Doughboy. FML

#21330766
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27506) - you deserved it (3687)

On 01/04/2015 at 4:53pm - misc - by KD (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that my mother has been telling people that I need anger management. I'm not attending anger management, I'm attending therapy to aid in my recovery from abusive relationships. She doesn't understand the difference or why I find it upsetting. FML

#21330630
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28494) - you deserved it (1916)

On 01/04/2015 at 12:25pm - health - by thxmom - United States (Utah)



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