About Lichinamo : The reason I have so many FML submissions is because every time a friend gets screwed over I put it up here. I have a lot of friends with problems.
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Lichinamo's favorite FMLs
Today, my boyfriend bought a new toaster. It not only pops up the bread when done, it also beeps loudly. It makes me scream in terror every single time. My boyfriend has now vowed to "Toast 'til the end of time." It's going to be a long year. FML
by sayhey22 / 01/09/2015 at 10:33am / United States (New Hampshire) / Love
by ohdearyme / 01/09/2015 at 7:06am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Love
by swimfaned / 01/09/2015 at 6:43am / United States / Love
by pitytitty / 01/09/2015 at 4:11am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was sitting at my computer, petting one of my cats, who was sitting on my lap. My other cat got jealous and tried to climb onto my lap as well. They ended up fighting. I was wearing shorts. FML
by Crazy Cat Guy / 01/09/2015 at 1:44am / United States (California) / Animals
by notahero / 01/08/2015 at 11:40pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I signed into my online class, got bored, and took off my headphones to argue with my roommates about anal sex. At the end of the argument, I put my headphones back on to hear my professor asking if someone could call me to tell me to turn my damn mic off. FML
by EvilBubbles / 01/08/2015 at 10:45pm / Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain) / Intimacy
by loser / 01/08/2015 at 4:26pm / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
by anonymous / 01/08/2015 at 2:10pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML
by licensed_ginger / 01/08/2015 at 1:44pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by exuberant_orange / 01/08/2015 at 10:56am / United States (Florida) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/08/2015 at 9:24am / Estonia (Harjumaa) / Intimacy
by bailey_biz / 01/08/2015 at 7:52am / United States (New York) / Love
Today, my sister and I got stuck in an airport elevator. We were separated from our friends, missed our flight and had to walk two hours to find our gate. On the bright side, we ended up having a pleasant talk with an Air Marshal on why we were "stalking people". FML
by random / 01/08/2015 at 12:24am / United States (Colorado) / Transportation
by awkwardpineapples / 01/07/2015 at 10:13pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, a piece of candy thrown from the top of the Eiffel Tower broke one the frames of my glasses.… Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish…