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Lichinamo

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 January 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 79332
  • Number of comments : 186
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 145 posted

About Lichinamo : The reason I have so many FML submissions is because every time a friend gets screwed over I put it up here. I have a lot of friends with problems.

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Lichinamo's favorite FMLs

Today..!! I got stuck in an elevator!! I calld the fre department and told themhere I was!! They said they'd be right there and not to panic!! It's hour 6!! FML

#21332463
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33185) - you deserved it (2040)

On 01/07/2015 at 1:03am - health - by random875 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I asked mah boyfriend how he felt about me and he said, ( You're the hottest seven I've ever met. ) looool FML

#21332358
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29362) - you deserved it (3617)

On 01/06/2015 at 10:54pm - love - by LadyNexus (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY.. . I SPENT AN HOUR IN A SNOWSTORM WAITING FIR MAH BUS TO SHOW UP . AFTER I GOT FD UP.. . I DECIDD TO JUST CLEAN OFF MAH CAR AN DRIVE TO WORK . AFTER I WAS HALFWAY FINISHD SWIPING OFF THE SNOW AN ICE STUCK TO MAH CAR.. . THE BUS DROVE RIGHT PAST ME . FML

#21332250
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26670) - you deserved it (4034)

On 01/06/2015 at 8:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I finally met mah long-distance boyfriend of three years fir the first time in person. After an amazing dinner an movie date, we went back to his house, only fir him to dump me half an hour later. Not because I wouldn't have sex with him. No, his cat doesn't lyk me.

#21332217
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30934) - you deserved it (7410)

On 01/06/2015 at 7:32pm - animals - by dragonfyre73 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I moved into ma new apartment complex. I left some items including looool a cerised painting ma best friend made fir me outside te front door wile I moved furniture into ma bedroom. Wen I went back outside, someone ad kicked a uge ole in te painting. Welcome to te neigborood. FML

#21332211
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27242) - you deserved it (3659)

On 01/06/2015 at 7:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was working out on a orse farm . I slippd and fell on some ice, wacking ead on te metal gate in te process . As I was getting up, I accidentally grabbd te electric fence . FML

Today, anticipating anoter stressful day of work, I went to leave ouse wit a cluster of tougts in mind. It was onlyen I eard front door lock beind me, and still resting on te andle, tat I realised I ad forgotten ouse keys. mega FML

#21332094
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24688) - you deserved it (3121)

On 01/06/2015 at 3:57pm - misc - by trixanne (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, broter admitted tat e decides weter e will date a girl or not based on te number of likes se gets on er selfies!! We sare te same blood!! fat FML

#21332081
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29907) - you deserved it (2942)

On 01/06/2015 at 3:36pm - misc - by Discouraged (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, dasparata 4 work, I want into a shop and askad tha ownar if ha had any spara jobs to fill!! Ha lookad ma up and down and snaarad "Yas, but not 4 paopla lika..!! you." FML

#21332025
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27558) - you deserved it (2543)

On 01/06/2015 at 1:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set mah dad's leg on fire. FML

#21331973
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26463) - you deserved it (4276)

On 01/06/2015 at 11:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

Today, someone tried to break into mah dorm room while I was in class. Ramming the metal door with thier shoulder just dented it, so they pissed on mah welcome mat an left. FML

#21331929
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30288) - you deserved it (2187)

On 01/06/2015 at 9:10am - misc - by rimenrezon (woman) - United States (Florida)

YESTERDAY FATHER SEEMS TO BE HAVING AN AFFAIR. A USD CONDOM WAS CARELESSLY LEFT ON HIS NIGHTSTAND AND MOTHER FOUND IT. SHE REFUSES TO BELIEVE THAT BOYFRIEND AND I ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE. AS PUNISHMENT I AM "NO LONGER ALLOWD TO SEE HIM." WE'RE BOTH 22 AND LIVE TOGETHER IN OUR OWN APARTMENT. FML

#21331631
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37166) - you deserved it (2474)

On 01/05/2015 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by innocent (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up with every muscle in mah body hurting so bad I could hardly walk!! Participation in a triathlon, or overdoing it at the gym? No, the results of a day spent cleaning the house!! FML

#21331613
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25829) - you deserved it (5961)

On 01/05/2015 at 9:51pm - health - by FlabbyPants (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah daughter was putting cloths in the drier when she yelled, ( Mom!! The drier won't start! ) I had to explain to her that the door needed to be shut. Her response, ( Oh. I didn't know that mattered. ) She's 15. FML

#21331580
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27426) - you deserved it (5116)

On 01/05/2015 at 8:59pm - kids - by i_am_forever - United States (California)

Today , I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy . FML

#21331517
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29373) - you deserved it (2122)

On 01/05/2015 at 7:16pm - work - by zacharynedley - United States (Maryland)



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