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Lichinamo

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 January 1999 (17 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 112771
  • Number of comments : 186
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 148 posted

About Lichinamo : The reason I have so many FML submissions is because every time a friend gets screwed over I put it up here. I have a lot of friends with problems.

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Lichinamo's FML badges

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Lichinamo's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend bought a new toaster. It not only pops up the bread when done, it also beeps loudly. It makes me scream in terror every single time. My boyfriend has now vowed to "Toast 'til the end of time." It's going to be a long year. FML

by sayhey22 / 01/09/2015 at 10:33am / United States (New Hampshire) / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML

by ohdearyme / 01/09/2015 at 7:06am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Love

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she's afraid of my ex-wife. This is the third one in a row to use that very reason. The judge still won't accept my pleas for a restraining order. FML

by swimfaned / 01/09/2015 at 6:43am / United States / Love

Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML

by pitytitty / 01/09/2015 at 4:11am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I was sitting at my computer, petting one of my cats, who was sitting on my lap. My other cat got jealous and tried to climb onto my lap as well. They ended up fighting. I was wearing shorts. FML

by Crazy Cat Guy / 01/09/2015 at 1:44am / United States (California) / Animals

Today, my boss told me she had a nightmare where her life depended on me, and I let her die. Now I'm ridiculously paranoid that I'm going to get fired at any second. FML

by notahero / 01/08/2015 at 11:40pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, I signed into my online class, got bored, and took off my headphones to argue with my roommates about anal sex. At the end of the argument, I put my headphones back on to hear my professor asking if someone could call me to tell me to turn my damn mic off. FML

by EvilBubbles / 01/08/2015 at 10:45pm / Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain) / Intimacy

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I asked the girl I sort of like as we were leaving class how her day was going so far. She said, 'Great. Don't ruin it.' FML

by loser / 01/08/2015 at 4:26pm / United States (Florida) / Love

Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML

by anonymous / 01/08/2015 at 2:10pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML

by licensed_ginger / 01/08/2015 at 1:44pm / United States (Ohio) / Love

Today, a girl from class screamed at me in public for hugging the guy she likes. She threatened to take me out if I didn't "back off". That guy is my boyfriend. FML

by exuberant_orange / 01/08/2015 at 10:56am / United States (Florida) / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML

by Anonymous / 01/08/2015 at 9:24am / Estonia (Harjumaa) / Intimacy

Today, the dry skin on my feet has gotten so bad that my boyfriend uses my feet to itch his legs when we're cuddling. FML

by bailey_biz / 01/08/2015 at 7:52am / United States (New York) / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my sister and I got stuck in an airport elevator. We were separated from our friends, missed our flight and had to walk two hours to find our gate. On the bright side, we ended up having a pleasant talk with an Air Marshal on why we were "stalking people". FML

by random / 01/08/2015 at 12:24am / United States (Colorado) / Transportation

Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML

by awkwardpineapples / 01/07/2015 at 10:13pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids