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Lichinamo

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 January 1999 (17 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 111301
  • Number of comments : 186
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 147 posted

About Lichinamo : The reason I have so many FML submissions is because every time a friend gets screwed over I put it up here. I have a lot of friends with problems.

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Lichinamo's FML badges

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Lichinamo's favorite FMLs

Today, I was fired for "blatant, inexcusable racism". My boss had asked me which website background I preferred for our company, and I said that white backgrounds are usually best. He thinks that I believe in white supremacy, and that's bad for the company's image. FML

by Jem / 01/10/2015 at 10:02pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Work

Today, I was in the car with my 4-year-old sister and our puppy. Suddenly, she blurted out from the backseat, "I don't love you anymore." Shocked, I asked her to repeat herself. She looked me straight in the eye and said, "The puppy doesn't love you either." FML

by SadSister:( / 01/10/2015 at 7:15pm / United States / Kids

Today, I psyched myself up and headed out to a really promising job interview. I was sure I was going to nail it and get my first job. That is, until a bird shat on my head on my way there. Thank you so very much, universe. FML

by sadlrana121 / 01/10/2015 at 5:46pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Work

Today, I gave a presentation to my college class about life with Tourette syndrome. I only got 3 minutes into it before my asswipe classmates started yelling stuff like "Shit!", "Cock!", and "Bob Saget!" I gave up and went back to my seat in tears as our bored instructor said "Next." FML

by Anonymous / 01/10/2015 at 5:12pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend was making lunch and asked me to pass her the peanut butter. I'll never know why, but as I handed it to her I said the first thing that came to mind: "I really want a dog." She looked at me in horror, then told me to get out of her house. FML

by Anonymous / 01/10/2015 at 3:00pm / United States (Vermont) / Love

Today, I went to the supermarket with my husband and kids. A crazy old man started yelling at us and challenged us to fight him outside. Security had to escort us to our car. Why was he so mad? Our cart momentarily blocked his path to the beef jerky samples. FML

by gotta_respond / 01/10/2015 at 2:22pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found three of my sister's dildos as I helped her unpack boxes for her new house. Jokingly, I said, "Why would you even need three?!" She actually explained. FML

by sisterlylove / 01/10/2015 at 2:02pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy

Today, I had to go back to the restaurant I had just eaten at and beg for my tip back so I could afford my bus home. FML

by bensim64 / 01/10/2015 at 11:35am / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Money

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

by Anonymous / 01/10/2015 at 8:45am / United States / Love

Today, my boyfriend and I were going to sext before going to sleep. It was very late, but I said I'd stay up for him. He sent a text asking me if I was ready. Me replying "yes" was the last thing I remember before I fell asleep on my horny boyfriend. FML

by anon / 01/09/2015 at 9:13pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend gave me my first ever orgasm. Then he bitched me out for insulting his intelligence, saying it was "blatantly fake" and that "women don't orgasm like that". FML

by good2know / 01/09/2015 at 6:09pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, I went to work and said hi to my boss. He reached towards me. I thought he was trying to give me a hug, so I awkwardly hugged him back. Turned out he was just trying to fix my shirt collar. FML

by Anonymous / 01/09/2015 at 4:17pm / United States (New Mexico) / Work

Today, I tried baking my own bread to save food money. Unfortunately I screwed it up, prompting my wife to look at me pityingly and say "Wow, can't get even bread to rise." before walking out. I have erectile dysfunction, and she constantly insults me like this. FML

by Anonymous / 01/09/2015 at 3:16pm / United States / Health

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

by je suis christy / 01/09/2015 at 2:04pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Love

Today, after paying a job coach a load of money for his services, pretty much the only advice he gave me was "Send out more résumés." FML

by Anonymous / 01/09/2015 at 11:30am / United States (Missouri) / Work