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About Liamc620 : Hey!! my name is liam, im a 15 year old boy. Im the guy in the left side of my profile pic. Well here's a bit about myself :) , i work as a waiter at a place called Bean town ranch, im in grade 10, and i love drama(acting). I have a large property and have horses. Im kind of an extravert and i talk a lot. so hit me up if you want to chat!!! :D
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Today, while driving home, my 3-year-old daughter told me she had to poop. I told her that she would have to wait until we got home. When we got home, she pulled down her pants and shat on the floor, because, "I'm home now." FML
Today, after 3 months of no orgasms, I was in the shower, working to rectify that. As I was seconds away from coming, my dad loudly knocked on the door and demanded to know how much longer I was going to take. Probably another 3 months now, dad. FML
Today, my mom asked me when I'm going to propose to my girlfriend. Not only was she in the room at the time, I've spent the whole week thinking of ways to break up with her without ending up in the hospital. 5ML
Today, school was out because of snow. My dad walked in my room and shouted "Why are you home?!" I told him why, and he replied, "Then get out the damn house and play in the snow." He tossed me out in nothing but my shorts. FML
Friday 5 February 2016