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Liam3848

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 881
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Liam3848 : Gym ❤️
Single
Laughing at peoples other misfortunes on here..

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Today, my mom told me my relationship is a joke, because teenagers don't understand the meaning of relationships and commitment. I couldn't help but remind her how she's divorced three separate men to date. She hit me over the head so hard that snot flew out of my nose. FML

#21213268
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53252) - you deserved it (10139)

On 07/18/2014 at 7:06pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming "What the fuck?!" FML

#21151127
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47546) - you deserved it (7226)

On 05/25/2014 at 12:09pm - misc - by great 1st impression (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML

#21072281
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36926) - you deserved it (4426)

On 02/26/2014 at 3:55pm - misc - by IVOaf (woman) - United States

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." 5ML

#21038006
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39198) - you deserved it (3550)

On 01/24/2014 at 7:36am - love - by MH - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I found my brother wearing nothing but underwear. That would have been okay if it weren't my lingerie. FML

Today, I dislocated my shoulder. I was screaming and writhing in pain, and my eyes were shut for most of the ride to the hospital. We stopped, and I was thrilled because I thought we were at the ER. I was wrong. My dad had stopped to order a cheeseburger. FML

#20823062
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55530) - you deserved it (4323)

On 08/06/2013 at 12:11am - health - by mcdonalds - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Instead of moaning like any normal person, he just kept saying stuff like "uh-huh," "not too bad," and "yup" in a complete monotone. It was probably the most uncomfortable experience of my life. FML

#20804720
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65094) - you deserved it (6598)

On 07/26/2013 at 2:00pm - intimacy - by awkward (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after finally seeing a psychologist about the death of my dad and spending the longest hour of my life confessing every thought I've experienced in the 6 years since his passing, my psychologist asked me if I was walking home or if my dad would be picking me up. FML

#20705144
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76888) - you deserved it (3656)

On 06/04/2013 at 8:35am - health - by irishbubble (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML

#20688904
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50830) - you deserved it (23590)

On 05/27/2013 at 7:19am - misc - by i hit a cyclist (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I thought the public restroom I was in was empty, so I started rapping. I realized the room was not empty when, recognizing the song, the person one stall over joined in. FML

#20677562
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27251) - you deserved it (39476)

On 05/21/2013 at 11:01am - misc - by crappingrapping - United States

Today, for the sixth time in a row, I was driving my kid to school and he made me late for work. Why? He was whacking off instead of getting ready. FML

#20551973
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44668) - you deserved it (6210)

On 03/20/2013 at 7:07am - intimacy - by Why son, why? (man) - United States

Today, while I was in the shower, my boyfriend decided to join me. We were really getting into it and he attempted to lift me up. Not only did I let out a massive fart, he slipped and fell on top of me. He won't stop laughing. FML

#20513159
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43085) - you deserved it (9394)

On 02/19/2013 at 3:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I met my new class. There are two Kevin Smiths. Neither will agree to a nickname, they have the same hair color, and their middle names both start with J. They have told me to call them Kevin 1 and Kevin 2. They both want to be Kevin 1. FML

#20512577
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38655) - you deserved it (3067)

On 02/18/2013 at 7:26pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML

#20490556
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38366) - you deserved it (4964)

On 02/02/2013 at 5:34pm - love - by rani (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML

#20451560
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31592) - you deserved it (8914)

On 01/10/2013 at 7:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Slovakia



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