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About LexxyLiime : Hii! :D. I usually go on on my iPod so, sorry if I don't reply to your message. So if you send me a message I'll probably take a month to respond :3
I wear contacts
Ask if you wanna add moi on FaceBook, but I would only give it to you if you aren't a pervert or like 30+ year old man lol.
Ohai I'm single
Uhmm. I took this account from my friend! Heehe that dummys password is fish123.
changed it obvv. So dont try and log onto my/her account
Cookies. Best.food.ever o.e
I have a little sisterrr
Now shoo and quit stalking me xD
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house to meet her entire family for the first time. Trying not to be rude, I ate their 12-bean and chorizo soup. Now I'm stuck in the bathroom trying to unclog the toilet with no plunger. FML
Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to give his mother a box of chocolates and flowers for Mother's Day. She just stared at them and said, "What's this for? You're not my daughter, and never will be. But I'll keep the chocolate." FML
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
Monday 1 September 2014