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LexxyLiime

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  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1430
  • Number of comments : 98
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About LexxyLiime : Hii! :D. I usually go on on my iPod so, sorry if I don't reply to your message. So if you send me a message I'll probably take a month to respond :3

Anyway.
Yes.
I'm 15
I wear contacts
Ask if you wanna add moi on FaceBook, but I would only give it to you if you aren't a pervert or like 30+ year old man lol.
Ohai I'm single
Uhmm. I took this account from my friend! Heehe that dummys password is fish123.
changed it obvv. So dont try and log onto my/her account
Cookies. Best.food.ever o.e
I have a little sisterrr

Now shoo and quit stalking me xD

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LexxyLiime's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

LexxyLiime's favorite FMLs

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house to meet her entire family for the first time. Trying not to be rude, I ate their 12-bean and chorizo soup. Now I'm stuck in the bathroom trying to unclog the toilet with no plunger. FML

by PissNTra / 07/19/2011 at 1:11pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML

by Stacy / 07/05/2011 at 12:04am / United States / Work

Today, I stopped to help a stranded motorist. I yelled out my window, "Hey do you need a hand?" The guy was just standing beside his car taking a piss. FML

by Emoney1 / 05/26/2011 at 10:06am / Canada / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to give his mother a box of chocolates and flowers for Mother's Day. She just stared at them and said, "What's this for? You're not my daughter, and never will be. But I'll keep the chocolate." FML

by Anonymous / 05/09/2011 at 12:37am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML

by lovely321 / 04/02/2011 at 3:46pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy

Today, I realized I've been sinking into a deep depression, ignoring all my friends, and don't know what to do with my life anymore. This is all because I gave up Facebook for lent. FML

by Anonymous / 03/27/2011 at 2:41pm / United States (North Carolina) / Geek

Today, I realized I've been sinking into a deep depression, ignoring all my friends, and don't know what to do with my life anymore. This is all because I gave up Facebook for lent. FML

by Anonymous / 03/27/2011 at 2:41pm / United States (North Carolina) / Geek

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML

by rowie1311 / 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girfriend of two years told me she wasn't actually a lesbian and our relationship was more of a 'learning experience'. FML

by Anonymous / 03/26/2011 at 6:26pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, my girfriend of two years told me she wasn't actually a lesbian and our relationship was more of a 'learning experience'. FML

by Anonymous / 03/26/2011 at 6:26pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy