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LexxyLiime

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  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1250
  • Number of comments : 98
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About LexxyLiime : Hii! :D. I usually go on on my iPod so, sorry if I don't reply to your message. So if you send me a message I'll probably take a month to respond :3

Anyway.
Yes.
I'm 15
I wear contacts
Ask if you wanna add moi on FaceBook, but I would only give it to you if you aren't a pervert or like 30+ year old man lol.
Ohai I'm single
Uhmm. I took this account from my friend! Heehe that dummys password is fish123.
changed it obvv. So dont try and log onto my/her account
Cookies. Best.food.ever o.e
I have a little sisterrr

Now shoo and quit stalking me xD

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LexxyLiime's favorite FMLs

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house to meet her entire family for the first time. Trying not to be rude, I ate their 12-bean and chorizo soup. Now I'm stuck in the bathroom trying to unclog the toilet with no plunger. FML

#17177083
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37422) - you deserved it (4715)

On 07/19/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by PissNTra - United States

Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML

#16980115
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31709) - you deserved it (7567)

On 07/05/2011 at 12:04am - work - by Stacy - United States

Today, I stopped to help a stranded motorist. I yelled out my window, "Hey do you need a hand?" The guy was just standing beside his car taking a piss. FML

#16355450
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27023) - you deserved it (6243)

On 05/26/2011 at 10:06am - misc - by Emoney1 - Canada

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to give his mother a box of chocolates and flowers for Mother's Day. She just stared at them and said, "What's this for? You're not my daughter, and never will be. But I'll keep the chocolate." FML

#16100276
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44880) - you deserved it (5711)

On 05/09/2011 at 12:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML

#15606903
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15663) - you deserved it (44956)

On 04/02/2011 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by lovely321 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I realized I've been sinking into a deep depression, ignoring all my friends, and don't know what to do with my life anymore. This is all because I gave up Facebook for lent. FML

#15515343
393 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15474) - you deserved it (51215)

On 03/27/2011 at 2:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I realized I've been sinking into a deep depression, ignoring all my friends, and don't know what to do with my life anymore. This is all because I gave up Facebook for lent. FML

#15515343
393 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15474) - you deserved it (51215)

On 03/27/2011 at 2:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML

#15514877
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41961) - you deserved it (28637)

On 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by rowie1311 (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, my girfriend of two years told me she wasn't actually a lesbian and our relationship was more of a 'learning experience'. FML

#15501357
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53158) - you deserved it (10669)

On 03/26/2011 at 6:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girfriend of two years told me she wasn't actually a lesbian and our relationship was more of a 'learning experience'. FML

#15501357
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53158) - you deserved it (10669)

On 03/26/2011 at 6:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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