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About LexusIS : 22. Male.
Hi, my name is Ernie.
I love humor! I love talking to people so if you ever want to talk, send me a message.
I REALLY love cars. I enjoy listening to rock music.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Today, I was taking a leak in the mall bathroom. A kid no older than thirteen strolled in and paused next to me at the urinals. He took one look and laughed, "I feel sorry for your wife, man." All I could do was stand there as he casually disappeared into one of the stalls. FML
Monday 1 September 2014