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  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 December 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 178
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LexusIS : 22. Male.
Hi, my name is Ernie.
I love humor! I love talking to people so if you ever want to talk, send me a message.
I REALLY love cars. I enjoy listening to rock music.

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40814) - you deserved it (26854) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I was taking a leak in the mall bathroom. A kid no older than thirteen strolled in and paused next to me at the urinals. He took one look and laughed, "I feel sorry for your wife, man." All I could do was stand there as he casually disappeared into one of the stalls. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34614) - you deserved it (3938)

On 12/25/2010 at 2:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)



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