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Today, while making love, he fartd. And blamd it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killd me. FML

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On 06/29/2011 at 1:13am - intimacy - by crazy_bitch122 - United States (California)

TODAY, AFTAR SOMA PASSIONATA LOVA MAKING WITH MY HUSBAND, I ACCIDANTALLY FARTAD ON HIS LAG!! HA SHRIAKAD AND FRANTICALLY BAGAN SHAKING HIS LAG WHILA SCRAAMING, "GAT IT OFF! GAT IT OFF!" FML

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On 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by CutieBooty (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, Mah 400 Pound Roommata Brought Homa A 400 Pound Guy. Now Thara's 800 Pounds Of Sax Going On In Tha Naxt Room, And It Sounds Lyk Tha Invasion Of Normandy In Thara. FML

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272 comments

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On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today , I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for u too." FML

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225 comments

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On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today,hile drinking at a bar with girlfriend, ex-girlfriendho I've been seieng on looool the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as ( the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with fir the past 3 months . ) FML

Today... I was having it off with mah boyfriand of 3 yaars in his living roomhan a girl bargas in... saas us... an scraams "I knaw it!" than rushas out. My boyfriand gats up... grabs his pants anhila chasing aftar har yalls "baby sha's nothing... u know I only lova you!" FML

#9695428
161 comments

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On 04/07/2010 at 12:21am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

2DAY MY BOYFRIEND AN I WERE TRYING TO HAVE INTERCOURSE 4 THE FRST TIME. ONE MINUTE INTO IT, HE GOT NERVOU AN FARTD. WHAT'S WORSE IS THAT HIS FART SCARD HIM, AN HE ASKD "WHAT WAS THAT?" FAT FML

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142 comments

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On 03/26/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by Haley. - United States (Arizona)

2day I was spooning wit my wifeen I said, "It's cold tonigt." Previouslyen I used tat line, my wife would respond by saying, "I know ow to warm u up" an we would make love. Tonigt, se said "I know ow to warm u up" an farted on me. FML

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124 comments

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On 01/12/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by cold-n-stinky (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, brand naw cocktail drass: $300. Matching paap toa haals: $100. Gatting mah hair dona at tha salon: $80. Traating mysalf to a mani/padi: $50. Whan finally maating tha guy I hava baan chatting onlina with for 2 months, I fina out ha's mah cousin: pricalass. maga FML

Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

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On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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