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About LexieStoncipher : Yo cx I'm Lexie, and my boyfriend's name is Michael. We'll be together for 1 year and 2 months this 29th c: So a few things that really piss me off, ads. I ABSOLUTELY hate them. And rude people. I think we all can agree on this one, yeah? And slow walkers. ._. And drama. AInt nobody got tIme for that. ¤ A few things I love are my family, boyfriend , food , pets , and sloths. They're just so adorable ♥So I'm not really the type of person to have lots and lots of friends. I prefer 3 close friends. And I can tell if you are a good friend by the way you respond to my sarcastic insults. (x And just like every other taurus, I enjoy the finer things in life and Im stubborn. I love spices btw xD Oh, and alittle fun fact about me: Im a premature baby. (I'm two months younger) ~¤♥¤~
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Today, while walking down the street, I saw a man attacking a woman in an alley. I ran to help, and shoved the man away from her. Except it turns out he wasn't attacking her; he was getting it on with his fiancée. FML
Today, while driving, a minivan cut me off. Pissed, I started honking and cursing. I then went ballistic when the driver waved out the window, smiling. It wasn't until I was at a stoplight that I noticed their "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. FML
Today, I was babysitting. I was sitting on the sofa when I felt that I need to ajust my sitting arangment. After moving, I felt a small toy snap under me. The little boy said it was fine. One hour later he snuck up on me and beat me with an umbrella for breaking his toy. FML
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