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LexieStoncipher

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LexieStoncipher

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 April 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 67
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About LexieStoncipher : Yo cx I'm Lexie, and my boyfriend's name is Michael. We'll be together for 1 year and 2 months this 29th c: So a few things that really piss me off, ads. I ABSOLUTELY hate them. And rude people. I think we all can agree on this one, yeah? And slow walkers. ._. And drama. AInt nobody got tIme for that. ¤ A few things I love are my family, boyfriend , food , pets , and sloths. They're just so adorable ♥So I'm not really the type of person to have lots and lots of friends. I prefer 3 close friends. And I can tell if you are a good friend by the way you respond to my sarcastic insults. (x And just like every other taurus, I enjoy the finer things in life and Im stubborn. I love spices btw xD Oh, and alittle fun fact about me: Im a premature baby. (I'm two months younger) ~¤♥¤~

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Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML

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164 comments

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On 02/18/2014 at 2:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Virgin Islands, U.S.

Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML

#19687214
99 comments

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On 05/27/2012 at 4:00am - misc - by cloudberry - United States (New York)

Today, while walking down the street, I saw a man attacking a woman in an alley. I ran to help, and shoved the man away from her. Except it turns out he wasn't attacking her; he was getting it on with his fiancée. FML

#19363644
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30079) - you deserved it (4997)

On 03/28/2012 at 1:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while driving, a minivan cut me off. Pissed, I started honking and cursing. I then went ballistic when the driver waved out the window, smiling. It wasn't until I was at a stoplight that I noticed their "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. FML

#16263941
73 comments

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On 05/20/2011 at 6:07am - misc - by Max Flynn -

Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

#15042917
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49314) - you deserved it (41009)

On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

#13999820
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31179) - you deserved it (5586)

On 11/27/2010 at 2:12pm - love - by ahhhboys (woman) - Romania

Today, I woke up finding myself violently humping my pillow. My mom recorded it. FML

#3474895
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62741) - you deserved it (12193)

On 07/04/2009 at 4:58am - intimacy - by R_U_CEREAL (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was babysitting. I was sitting on the sofa when I felt that I need to ajust my sitting arangment. After moving, I felt a small toy snap under me. The little boy said it was fine. One hour later he snuck up on me and beat me with an umbrella for breaking his toy. FML

#2621619
225 comments

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On 06/05/2009 at 1:25am - kids - by KPKallery (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend said that being with me was his payment for past sins. FML

#134361
42 comments

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On 02/25/2009 at 4:12pm - love - by sadgf (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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