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About Lexi_Baby_Q_143 : I'm kind of a nerd. I like to play Minecraft and World of Warcraft in my spare time. I love singing. It's my passion as well as the piano. And above all my life sucks just like everyone else on this app.

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Today, my grandma came over for the holidays. She tried explaining how Santa is actually Christ reincarnated, giving presents to all the good little Christian boys and girls. She'll be staying all week. FML


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On 12/17/2013 at 4:16am - misc - by not-religious (woman) - United States

Today, I taught a college course with a group of 30 adults. I was educating them on leadership and gave a 25 minute lecture, with examples like Rosa Parks and Martin Luther King, and how they changed the world. Then I opened the forum to see who inspired them. The response? Donald Trump. FML


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On 12/10/2013 at 4:32pm - misc - by Disappointed Teacher (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML


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On 06/23/2013 at 7:36pm - kids - by joe - United States (Maryland)

Today, my friend got dumped. I wanted to say, "You must be devastated", thinking, "That really sucks." I said, "You must really suck." FML


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On 06/10/2013 at 7:22am - misc - by Oops (woman) - United States

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML


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On 11/01/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, my car heater finally died. I deliver pizzas. In Alaska. FML


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On 12/17/2010 at 12:30pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I saw a blond-haired guy crouched by my bike fiddling with something as I came back from the shop. Thinking he was a thief, I slammed him across the head with my helmet, knocked him over - then I realised not only was he a kid barely in his teens, he was tying his shoes. FML


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On 05/13/2010 at 9:11pm - misc - by BikerBuddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, my pet hedgehog thought it would be funny to roll around in the kitty litter. It was like washing a poopy cactus. FML

Today, my girlfriend and I were outside tanning in the sun. I asked her if she could put some sunscreen on my back. Thinking it would be funny, she used the lotion to write "I Love Little Boys". I work as a children's swimming instructor. FML


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On 04/08/2009 at 12:03am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML


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On 01/07/2009 at 10:59pm - love - by KiloLima01 - Australia (Victoria)

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