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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 July 2001 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7330
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About LexiDaBae : I will be forever single. 😂👌 #ForeverAloneSquad 😎

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LexiDaBae's favorite FMLs

Today, at the train station a woman's baggage had gotten stuck in the ticket barriers, so I used my ticket to unlock the barriers for her but told her to wait so I could get through too. She didn't wait. And I got painfully stuck in the barriers whilst I watched my train go by. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32363) - you deserved it (3254)

On 01/15/2015 at 6:35am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I lost all hope on making my project high quality because of my partner's incompetence. My partner, AKA the company president. FML

Today, I woke up really early to get ready for an interview. I guess it was too early because my mom thought someone broke into our house and now I have two bruised ribs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30626) - you deserved it (2554)

On 10/31/2014 at 8:05am - misc - by nopethanks - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28233) - you deserved it (2740)

On 09/22/2014 at 9:04pm - animals - by madisonbubch - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I'm staying with my grandma and her older sister while my parents are away. It's been two hours and so far they've popped vicodins, talked about banging Alex Trebek, and had a farting contest. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35650) - you deserved it (3958)

On 09/07/2014 at 11:11am - misc - by imgonnadie (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got a call about a job interview, saying I was hired. I was ecstatic, until they called me back and said they'd called the wrong applicant. They called again later, saying there'd been a mistake and I really was hired. When I went in to confirm it, they said they'd never heard of me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48801) - you deserved it (2896)

On 09/05/2014 at 6:02pm - work - by almost governmental (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, while finally about to make love with my long term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49358) - you deserved it (5588)

On 08/31/2014 at 11:14am - intimacy - by anon - United States (Texas)

Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33727) - you deserved it (23779)

On 08/23/2014 at 8:28am - work - by in big trouble - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boss chewed me out for correcting several spelling and grammar mistakes in one of his reports. The words "Think you're so damn smart, don't ya?" were uttered. I'm his secretary, and proofreading his shit is part of my job. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42477) - you deserved it (2685)

On 08/22/2014 at 12:56pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my professor told everyone that he thinks all med students should be required to get a catheter and an enema at least once in their lives so they can relate to their patients, saying, "Gentlemen, it might change your lives." FML


I agree, your life sucks (38706) - you deserved it (6931)

On 08/13/2014 at 11:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51572) - you deserved it (4221)

On 07/16/2014 at 11:51pm - misc - by Is that..? - United States (Colorado)

Today, I became the town racist for saying "black" instead of "African-American". I'm black. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57815) - you deserved it (5367)

On 06/18/2014 at 9:14pm - misc - by guest - United States (California)

Today, I returned home after a four day weekend at my parents' house. Upon entering by the front door, a horrid stench assaulted my nose. Hours later I still cannot find the source of the foul odor. I'm starting to wonder if this is how it's always smelled without my knowing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40647) - you deserved it (6652)

On 06/09/2014 at 10:46pm - misc - by Where is it coming from?! (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I finally finished a drawing that someone had asked and said they would pay me for. I worked on it for multiple hours and was very proud of it. When it came to discussing payment, I asked what his best offer was. A pack of cigarettes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42348) - you deserved it (8471)

On 06/03/2014 at 7:56am - money - by xerrika - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at my job at a fast-food restaurant, I once again got called into the men's bathroom to break up sex between two homeless people. FML


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