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LexiDaBae

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 July 2001 (14 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9226
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About LexiDaBae : I will be forever single. 😂👌 #ForeverAloneSquad 😎

LexiDaBae's page activity

Visits<b>PlsNarwals</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 11:12pm<b>tdl_derp</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 8:07pm<b>ineedagoodidea</b> - the 10/09/2015 at 10:31am<b>Drakone</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 3:09am<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 2:24am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 11:05pm<b>Ervinator35</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 2:18am<b>Pikathedoge</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 9:16pm<b>groovycrazyjoe</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 2:58am<b>cakefete2</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 7:25pm<b>Bulldozer36</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 10:11pm<b>twoply</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 8:52pm<b>Gooberglop</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 8:28pm<b>gary8082</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 5:59pm<b>byattwain</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 6:29pm<b>Soninuva</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 8:29am<b>ItsaBucsLife</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 8:17am<b>MrsWinchester</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 7:43am

Fucked!<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 8:24am<b>byattwain</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 12:29am<b>Ervinator35</b> - the 12/23/2014 at 8:26pm<b>LikeYouGiveAShit</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 9:37pm<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 10:56pm<b>SkyGuy32</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 8:01am

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What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

You sure know how to party?

You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1am. Happy New Year!

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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LexiDaBae's favorite FMLs

Today, at the train station a woman's baggage had gotten stuck in the ticket barriers, so I used my ticket to unlock the barriers for her but told her to wait so I could get through too. She didn't wait. And I got painfully stuck in the barriers whilst I watched my train go by. FML

by Anonymous / 01/15/2015 at 6:35am / Australia / Transportation

Today, I lost all hope on making my project high quality because of my partner's incompetence. My partner, AKA the company president. FML

Today, I woke up really early to get ready for an interview. I guess it was too early because my mom thought someone broke into our house and now I have two bruised ribs. FML

by nopethanks / 10/31/2014 at 8:05am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML

by madisonbubch / 09/22/2014 at 9:04pm / United States (Kentucky) / Animals

Today, I'm staying with my grandma and her older sister while my parents are away. It's been two hours and so far they've popped vicodins, talked about banging Alex Trebek, and had a farting contest. FML

by imgonnadie / 09/07/2014 at 11:11am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got a call about a job interview, saying I was hired. I was ecstatic, until they called me back and said they'd called the wrong applicant. They called again later, saying there'd been a mistake and I really was hired. When I went in to confirm it, they said they'd never heard of me. FML

by almost governmental / 09/05/2014 at 6:02pm / United Kingdom (Peterborough) / Work

Today, while finally about to make love with my long term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

by anon / 08/31/2014 at 11:14am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML

by in big trouble / 08/23/2014 at 8:28am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work

Today, my boss chewed me out for correcting several spelling and grammar mistakes in one of his reports. The words "Think you're so damn smart, don't ya?" were uttered. I'm his secretary, and proofreading his shit is part of my job. FML

by Anonymous / 08/22/2014 at 12:56pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Work

Today, my professor told everyone that he thinks all med students should be required to get a catheter and an enema at least once in their lives so they can relate to their patients, saying, "Gentlemen, it might change your lives." FML

by Anonymous / 08/13/2014 at 11:19am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML

by Is that..? / 07/16/2014 at 11:51pm / United States (Colorado) / Work

Today, I became the town racist for saying "black" instead of "African-American". I'm black. FML

by guest / 06/18/2014 at 9:14pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I returned home after a four day weekend at my parents' house. Upon entering by the front door, a horrid stench assaulted my nose. Hours later I still cannot find the source of the foul odor. I'm starting to wonder if this is how it's always smelled without my knowing. FML

by Where is it coming from?! / 06/09/2014 at 10:46pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous

Today, I finally finished a drawing that someone had asked and said they would pay me for. I worked on it for multiple hours and was very proud of it. When it came to discussing payment, I asked what his best offer was. A pack of cigarettes. FML

by xerrika / 06/03/2014 at 7:56am / Canada (Ontario) / Money

Today, at my job at a fast-food restaurant, I once again got called into the men's bathroom to break up sex between two homeless people. FML

by thepixies842 / 05/19/2014 at 11:34am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

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