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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 April 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7008
  • Number of comments : 380
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LexaDear : 16, SWED, bitch, dgaf. you should probably PM me.

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Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31000) - you deserved it (28053)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45613) - you deserved it (14553)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)



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