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Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML
by Anonymous / 04/07/2009 at 8:11pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
by Noname / 03/17/2009 at 6:16am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I found an old dress in my house laying around. I decided to dye it green to wear it out on St. Patrick's day. Turns out it was my grandmother's wedding dress that my sister was planning to wear for her wedding. FML
by Noname / 03/16/2009 at 1:29pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, I fell asleep in history class. I was dreaming about my history teacher. When I woke up everyone stared at me rather weirdly and the teacher wasn't there. Turns out I was moaning my history teachers name through my sleep. FML
by asleepinclass / 03/16/2009 at 1:18pm / Poland (Warszawa) / Intimacy
by Noname / 03/14/2009 at 11:16am / United States (New York) / Love
by maxthndr / 02/10/2009 at 12:36am / United States / Work
- Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom. When I asked him what… Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection… Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate.…
- Today, my mom accidentally hit my dog. She didn't see him and she felt so bad. She started cuddling… Today, I found out that a very close friend of mine masturbates to photos of me on my Instagram and… Today, my bed broke down in the middle. My crush offered to fix it for me, but I can't have people…