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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 March 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 790
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was playing with his little sister by grabbing her arms and spinning her around. On one turn, she started screaming in pain. It turns out I dislocated both her shoulders. FML

#956665
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31947) - you deserved it (65354)

On 04/13/2009 at 7:27pm - kids - by grem (woman) - United States

Today, I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequin's ass, joking with my girlfriend like I was touching it. Then I slapped it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML

#408707
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42898) - you deserved it (194238)

On 03/17/2009 at 6:16am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found an old dress in my house laying around. I decided to dye it green to wear it out on St. Patrick's day. Turns out it was my grandmother's wedding dress that my sister was planning to wear for her wedding. FML

#379533
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36455) - you deserved it (161146)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I fell asleep in history class. I was dreaming about my history teacher. When I woke up everyone stared at me rather weirdly and the teacher wasn't there. Turns out I was moaning my history teachers name through my sleep. FML

#379230
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (132283) - you deserved it (38105)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by asleepinclass (woman) - Poland (Warszawa)

Today, I yelled at my spouse in front of 20 guests for not coming to blow out his birthday cake candles. Turns out he was in the other room, quietly changing his disabled friend's diaper. FML

#319539
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18473) - you deserved it (193612)

On 03/14/2009 at 11:16am - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)



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