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  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7692
  • Number of comments : 228
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Lesser : Thank you for stoping by. Did you spot the mouse in the first picture?

I love meeting new people, so please message me if you like. I am happy to advise people on badges, but please at least say 'Hello' in some way first rather than just saying "How do I get the 42 badge". And a 'thank you' after is always nice. Manners people.

While you here, go ahead and press that button. It's nice to know when someone has taken the time to look at my profile, and I have most likely already stalked yours. It's your fault for having a smudge which might be an interesting picture.

Here is my favourite picture of my sisters three legged cat. He was on kitty death row before my sister took him in. Just after his leg was amputated, he liked to rest his bare hairless stump against you, it was a very strange feeling. I highly recommend adopting a three legged animal. they need love just like every other creature.

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How about we run you a bath and give you a new car as well?

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Lesser's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that when buying my $500 dollar dress I put my address as Austria instead of Australia. FML

#21384499
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24594) - you deserved it (10956)

On 03/30/2015 at 11:27pm - money - by post it - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to explain to someone that all beverages, except plain water, actually have calories. They weren't too happy that their milkshake diet was over before it began. FML

#21384468
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24900) - you deserved it (2113)

On 03/30/2015 at 10:50pm - health - by technical - United States (Washington)

Today, I needed to pee at my friend's house. His bathroom door is often left closed even if there's no one in there, so I knocked just to make sure. His stepdad opened the door stark naked. FML

#21384435
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26385) - you deserved it (1994)

On 03/30/2015 at 9:52pm - intimacy - by oops (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was working at a donation center. I was having a really rough day, so my fiancée dropped me off some cookies. At the end of my shift, the manager told me I couldn't take them home because they were donated and therefore they were "company property." FML

#21384262
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27789) - you deserved it (1773)

On 03/30/2015 at 4:46pm - work - by bingalingading (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

#21384025
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36196) - you deserved it (2926)

On 03/30/2015 at 6:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into my workplace. She knocked down multiple displays while trying to take pictures, before leaving without making a purchase. I had to clean it all up. FML

#21383983
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30590) - you deserved it (2124)

On 03/30/2015 at 1:56am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after recently quitting a terrible job which made me miserable, I went to my first work meeting at my new job. I was excited to start fresh and meet my new coworkers. Instead, I met my boyfriend's extremely jealous ex-girlfriend. She didn't look excited to see me. FML

#21383954
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27692) - you deserved it (1835)

On 03/30/2015 at 1:06am - work - by kitkat3308 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML

#21383831
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34911) - you deserved it (2283)

On 03/29/2015 at 10:13pm - intimacy - by sexisntfun (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out my girlfriend keeps my toenails in her deceased grandmother's prized music box. She says it's to, "Keep the box natural." I don't understand why she does this, or what she means by "natural." FML

#21383678
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24196) - you deserved it (2053)

On 03/29/2015 at 5:18pm - misc - by coldasfire - United States

Today, a calf kicked a needle straight into my arm hard enough to make me stab myself. The good news is I'm now fully vaccinated for cow diseases. FML

Today, with the experience of sitting behind someone on a roller coaster, I found out pee is affected by gravity. FML

#21383398
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25845) - you deserved it (2173)

On 03/29/2015 at 2:38am - misc - by Kryometric - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML

#21383075
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27052) - you deserved it (1960)

On 03/28/2015 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

#21382840
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44236) - you deserved it (2944)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, my 3-year-old son said to me, "Fuck a duck, Daddy." I have no idea where he heard this. FML

#21382327
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28427) - you deserved it (3026)

On 03/27/2015 at 9:29am - kids - by njh - Ireland

Today, it's been three months since my sister broke her car, meaning she couldn't get to work, and I've giving her money every month so she could buy food and so on. I just found out that her workplace is less than 200 metres from where she lives. FML

#21381106
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28283) - you deserved it (4329)

On 03/25/2015 at 1:42am - love - by Julie - Denmark (Midtjylland)



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