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  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 March 1975 (40 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6897
  • Number of comments : 203
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Lesser : Thank you for stoping by my page. While you here, go ahead and press that like button, you know you want to see it say Meow in French! Its nice to know when someone has taken the time to look at my profile

For your viewing pleasure, I have added my favourite picture of my sisters cat. She (my sister, not the cat, he is a boy anyway) is a professional family photographer. This sweet cat was found wandering around a neighbourhood and was on kitty death row before my sister took him in. The mouse is my nephews birthday present. Something extra special about the cat, he only has 3 legs! Just after his leg was amputated, he liked to rest his bare hairless stump against you, it was a very strange feeling. I highly recommend adopting a three legged animal if you get the chance, they need love just like every other animal.

Message me if you like, I love meeting new people.
Have a wonderful day.

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Today, I noticed my wife put a bumper sticker on our car that says "Cowboy butts drive me nuts." I've driven that car to work every day. FML

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On 12/18/2012 at 4:44pm - misc - by idontevenlikebuttsthatmuch - United States (Arizona)

Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML

#20404199
107 comments

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On 12/17/2012 at 7:29pm - love - by kidyounot (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I spent nearly half an hour trying to dispel my sister's belief that men have to strap down their penises before going jogging. FML

#20402473
150 comments

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On 12/16/2012 at 6:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Waterford)

Today, I was burgled while I was on the toilet. FML

#20402014
133 comments

Today, in history class, we were talking about Ancient Rome, and what childbirth would have been like back then. One girl asked in all seriousness why they didn't use ultrasound machines to see what sex their babies were. I have to deal with people like this on a daily basis. FML

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On 12/13/2012 at 6:44pm - misc - by surrounded by dumbfucks (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went Christmas shopping for my cat. I still haven't bought presents for my family, yet my cat already has several small gifts under the tree and an outfit to wear around the house. I really need a new hobby. FML

#20397631
132 comments

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On 12/13/2012 at 6:04am - animals - by catlover - Australia (Victoria)

Today, one of the girls who has made it her job to ruin my life cornered me in the hallway at school. She tried to insult me, and for the first time in my life I had a scathing comeback. My elation quickly ended when she violently shoved my face into the water fountain. FML

Today, my daughter wore my favorite Christmas sweater to an ugly sweater party. FML

#20201801
83 comments

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On 12/12/2012 at 11:05am - kids - by Saduglydad - United States (Texas)

Today, I started a new job. I'm now trapped in a small office with a woman who says, "Oh my gravy!" constantly. In response to everything. FML

#20201125
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21424) - you deserved it (1826)

On 12/11/2012 at 9:53pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML

#20199068
130 comments

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On 12/10/2012 at 1:37pm - intimacy - by hnickell93 - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML

#20199046
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11349) - you deserved it (38400)

On 12/10/2012 at 1:09pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, "The Phantom of the Opera" soundtrack blasted me awake at 4 am. Not knowing how it got on my iPod, I checked and found I had bought the whole $17.00 album in my sleep. This is the second time this month; the first time I downloaded the soundtrack from "The Wizard of Oz". FML

#20198547
127 comments

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On 12/10/2012 at 12:10am - money - by hailey - United States (Maryland)

Today, I sent in an assignment from my batshit insane teacher. The assignment was to read a poem, analyze it, and make a comic of its plot. This would've been fine if the teacher who assigned it to me didn't teach math. FML

Today, I was getting intimate with my current bootycall when he thought it would be funny to make animal sounds. He "baa-ed" "moo-ed" and "gobbled" until losing his erection from intense laughter, leaving me there very confused and unsatisfied. FML

#20198007
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26289) - you deserved it (9235)

On 12/09/2012 at 5:46pm - intimacy - by Bug5992 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin. I guess I got slightly carried away, because I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of my face, up my nose and into my eye. FML



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