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  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5673
  • Number of comments : 184
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Lesser : Thank you for stoping by my page. While you here, go ahead and press that like button, you know you want to see it say Meow in French! I managed to get the 68 badge thanks to my new friend Steve! But it's nice to know when someone has taken the time to look at my profile.

I adore my nieces and nephews. They have just worked out how to make a Facetime call. My 6 year old nephew likes to call me at 5:30AM to see if I had any interesting dreams the night before.

Feel free to message me if you like, I would love to hear from you. Preferably after 5:30AM.

For your viewing pleasure, I have added my favourite picture of my sisters cat. She (my sister, not the cat, he is a boy anyway) is a professional family photographer. This sweet cat was found wandering around a neighbourhood and was on kitty death row before my sister took him in. The mouse is my nephews birthday present. Something extra special about the cat! He only has 3 legs!

Have a wonderful day.

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Lesser's favorite FMLs

Today, I was changing the oil on my car. I decided to pretend I was delivering a baby as I was removing the oil filter. I got really into it and was screaming things like "I see the head," and when I removed it, I said "Oh, it's a boy!" As I reach for my rag to clean it, I saw my neighbor's boots. FML

#6803629
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6878) - you deserved it (38164)

On 12/17/2009 at 11:29pm - misc - by nwalsh2009 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was attending a drug-free lecture at school. The speaker said, "There are many ways to quit smoking. You can try patches, gum, or even quitting cold turkey. Any questions?" I raised my hand, and she called on me. I asked, "How does cold turkey help?" And then I realized. FML

#6683898
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8286) - you deserved it (35729)

On 12/09/2009 at 7:53pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML

#6394262
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19522) - you deserved it (3929)

On 11/21/2009 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by sleepwalker - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I bought an iTunes giftcard worth $50. I tried to scratch off the little silver thing covering the code with a pair of scissors. I scratched so much that it's now unreadable. FML

#6106000
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9275) - you deserved it (54062)

On 11/01/2009 at 6:10pm - misc - by Sam (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I got a new cat. I tried to reenact the opening scene from Lion King, where in Simba gets held up for everyone to see. The fan was on when I lifted my cat up. FML

#5990692
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11694) - you deserved it (68420)

On 10/25/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by stixx (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML

#5154574
48 comments

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On 09/09/2009 at 7:30pm - work - by slashteddy (woman) - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

#4903891
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12248) - you deserved it (62468)

On 08/29/2009 at 11:13am - love - by coolhand (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I tried to initiate sex with my boyfriend. As I put on my most seductive moves, he ever so nicely says, "Babe, we just had sex last night. Why don't we wait a while so you've had some time to tighten back up." FML

#4859108
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57371) - you deserved it (8639)

On 08/27/2009 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by LizP40 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I picked up my daughter from the day care but before we left, the babysitter needed to have a talk with me. To fill you in, I got a brand new prius yesterday. Apparently my daughter told eveyone that her mommy got a new penis. FML

#4157203
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39089) - you deserved it (3949)

On 07/30/2009 at 9:56am - kids - by Rae (woman) - United States - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, my daughter turned 11. Since she LOVES Harry Potter, I decided to write her an acceptance letter to Hogwarts. When she saw the letter, she screamed and showed me. When she found out I wrote it, she told me she hated me, started crying, and stepped on my foot. FML

#3796227
575 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28938) - you deserved it (86911)

On 07/16/2009 at 6:16am - kids - by notawizard (woman) - Spain (Catalonia)

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

#3484293
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53216) - you deserved it (23683)

On 07/04/2009 at 5:07pm - love - by DutchOven (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I finally got into a yoga class with the instructor I've been crushing on for 2 years. As he walked closer to greet me, I lifted my leg over my head into a full split, and queefed obnoxiously loud. He responded with his gag reflex. FML

#3241027
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46226) - you deserved it (27416)

On 06/26/2009 at 12:51pm - misc - by LondonKitsch (woman) - United States

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

#2532710
1170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84547) - you deserved it (225230)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)



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