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  • Number of visits : 5007
  • Number of comments : 177
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Lesser : I enjoy reading profile pages and one of the things I would like to know is the FML's people submitted and were not accepted were. So for your reading pleasure, this is my FML that I submitted and was denied.

Today, I was listening to some music with my husband. I asked him if he knew what 'a cappella' meant. He thought for a moment and said "Singing with horses?" FML

So there you go. I didn't really expect it to go through, but I thought I would give it a try, and I needed the consolation prize badge.

Feel free to message me if you like, I would love to hear from you.
Have a wonderful day.

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Lesser's favorite FMLs

Today, I was watching a movie online. There was a 15 minute ad. 13 minutes into watching an ad about birth control, I noticed that there was a "skip this ad" button in the corner. FML

#15949369
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12343) - you deserved it (47781)

On 04/27/2011 at 2:33pm - misc - by popcorn - United States (California)

Today, I woke my husband up at 2am, screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally says, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four year old daughter with her blanket. FML

#15947062
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13351) - you deserved it (39618)

On 04/27/2011 at 9:35am - kids - by BadgerSpirit (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, the only person to wish me a "Happy birthday" was the cop who pulled me over, as he handed me my ticket. FML

#15803681
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35294) - you deserved it (4501)

On 04/16/2011 at 2:11am - misc - by uncool (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML

#15689615
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17841) - you deserved it (75070)

On 04/08/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by failure -

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML

#15514877
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42067) - you deserved it (28674)

On 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by rowie1311 (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, at work, a coworker started to tell me about his weekend, without me even asking. Halfway through his story, I started to daydream and lost track of time. Bored, I told him, "Hey man, I'll call you back, I've got to get back to work." Then I remembered I wasn't on the phone. FML

#15441546
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11474) - you deserved it (42428)

On 03/22/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by PFCdavila (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to the doctor for an infection from where a cat bit me while I was sleeping. Where that cat came from and how it got into my bedroom I will never know. FML

#15291539
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31634) - you deserved it (2842)

On 03/13/2011 at 9:19am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML

#15281187
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45547) - you deserved it (7718)

On 03/12/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

#14835077
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69863) - you deserved it (6570)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

#14835077
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69863) - you deserved it (6570)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML

#14794923
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36373) - you deserved it (4802)

On 02/01/2011 at 8:43am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML

#14618651
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29997) - you deserved it (4618)

On 01/17/2011 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML

#14330238
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30076) - you deserved it (3227)

On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

#13999820
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31241) - you deserved it (5594)

On 11/27/2010 at 2:12pm - love - by ahhhboys (woman) - Romania

Today, I was at Wal-Mart where all the aisles had been moved. An elderly woman asked me where the pet products were, so I told her that I didn't know, but showed her where they could be. An hour later, she came back with security. She'd told them I'd purposefully gotten her lost. They threw me out. FML

#13718235
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26929) - you deserved it (2873)

On 11/04/2010 at 8:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)



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