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LeslieAustin

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 245
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LeslieAustin : Im a 17 year old senior in high school
I have a job at hyvee :P
I run track and cross country
I generally get along with everyone (:

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Visits<b>mcmuffinman1</b> - the 07/04/2014 at 10:40am<b>Callilah</b> - the 12/28/2013 at 3:58pm<b>tea_brewer</b> - the 11/09/2013 at 3:28am<b>bobbybill0519</b> - the 10/27/2013 at 10:10pm<b>goatcheese4you</b> - the 09/30/2013 at 8:54pm<b>MissCharlotte</b> - the 09/07/2013 at 10:22pm<b>hannahsnyder69</b> - the 08/28/2013 at 10:42pm<b>crackmore278</b> - the 08/28/2013 at 10:33pm<b>cskipgolfer2013</b> - the 08/28/2013 at 5:55pm<b>Selki</b> - the 08/27/2013 at 7:02pm<b>alex1010</b> - the 08/25/2013 at 1:01am<b>theGOAT16</b> - the 08/09/2013 at 6:38pm<b>Mariella1996</b> - the 08/06/2013 at 12:39pm<b>Denny1</b> - the 08/04/2013 at 9:44pm<b>que6840</b> - the 08/02/2013 at 2:37am<b>mikeypettitt17</b> - the 08/01/2013 at 2:15am<b>k_gils</b> - the 07/31/2013 at 9:19am<b>Kyklopes</b> - the 07/22/2013 at 12:47pm

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LeslieAustin's favorite FMLs

Today, I received a lovely letter from the council telling me I have to cease the act of "breeding and selling cats" because someone from my Facebook reported me. I'm pretty sure I've never owned a cat or had one in my house. FML

#20764172
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40259) - you deserved it (2574)

On 07/04/2013 at 10:26pm - misc - by suspicious (woman) - United States

Today, I actually had to teach my 9-year-old brother how to pour himself a glass of milk, after he burst out in tears when my sister told him to do it himself. His astonishing ignorance also extends to basic hygiene. FML

#20763424
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37737) - you deserved it (4463)

On 07/04/2013 at 12:27pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML

#18424954
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29584) - you deserved it (4988)

On 12/04/2011 at 2:46am - misc - by D (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML

#18406735
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44083) - you deserved it (3320)

On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, in a store, an obnoxious woman, swearing loudly and slapping at her out-of-control kids, was disrupting the whole place. I said to the cashier, "That nasty woman should leave the brats at home." She gave me a filthy look and said "Do you mind? That's my sister." FML

#18392914
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29278) - you deserved it (17608)

On 11/30/2011 at 9:15am - misc - by oops - United Kingdom

Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML

#18390822
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35066) - you deserved it (5307)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I'm spending time with my granny, with whom I'm supposed to live with for a few weeks. I've noticed that she repeats the last word of every sentence I say, and now I'm wondering how it's possible for me to now be so horrible that I want to punch a sweet 92-year-old lady in the head. FML

#18387979
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22835) - you deserved it (4979)

On 11/29/2011 at 9:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year old triplets. They've all been dead for more than 9 years. FML

#16755181
391 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39769) - you deserved it (5978)

On 06/20/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother who didn't bother telling her who I was because "he wanted to see what she would do." FML

#6438315
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41725) - you deserved it (2262)

On 11/24/2009 at 5:47pm - misc - by DayamyWuzHere (woman) - United States



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