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Leopard68231
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 February 1997 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 445
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Leopard68231 : I love leopards, my iPod, and am a cell phone freak!

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Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16783) - you deserved it (167611)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:21am - health - by breathalizard (man) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I fell asleep in the car on a 10+ hour trip with my family as soon as we got on the highway. When I woke up an hour later, I realized I'd had a wet dream. I had to sit next to my grandma with semen all over my thighs and boxers for the rest of the trip. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59817) - you deserved it (7725)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:30pm - misc - by MoneyMike (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

#4708 (52)

I agree, your life sucks (25973) - you deserved it (5124)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:29pm - misc - by frankrizzo - Canada (Ontario)



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