Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Leopard68231

Search for a member

Leopard68231
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 February 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 534
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Leopard68231 : I love leopards, my iPod, and am a cell phone freak!

Leopard68231's last visitors

Leopard68231's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Leopard68231's favorite FMLs

Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML

#1550059
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19867) - you deserved it (197639)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:21am - health - by breathalizard (man) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I fell asleep in the car on a 10+ hour trip with my family as soon as we got on the highway. When I woke up an hour later, I realized I'd had a wet dream. I had to sit next to my grandma with semen all over my thighs and boxers for the rest of the trip. FML

#278978
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63148) - you deserved it (8248)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:30pm - misc - by MoneyMike (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

#4708
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28109) - you deserved it (5641)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:29pm - misc - by frankrizzo - Canada (Ontario)



Allison Myres Perry & Jim Perry 's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML’s Roommates from hell
  • If we could, we’d probably all live on our own. Exotic dancers would do our cleaning and housework; bartenders would serve us glamorous cocktails with mini paper umbrellas in them every hour on the dot. We would…

Monday 20 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by