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  • Number of visits : 217
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Leodak's favorite FMLs

Today, I dyed a friend's hair dark brown. She assured me I didn't need gloves as the dye would wash off. It didn't. My shift as a server is in an hour and it looks like I've been working in a tire shop my whole life. Goodbye tips, hello angry customers not wanting me anywhere near their food. FML

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170 comments

Today, my guide dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FML

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59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51049) - you deserved it (4482)

On 04/20/2014 at 12:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41119) - you deserved it (6826)

On 05/07/2011 at 9:56am - love - by wtfiswrongwithher - Australia (Queensland)



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