About Lenny15Prezident : I Love Fight Like Apes, the band not the saying. I also work in South Sudan (personal security) in Africa but my house is in Glasgow. I love going to Rock Gigs and festivals, as well as mountain biking, gaming, playing Rugby, playing Drums, guitar, bass and singing. I am also a qualified Sound Engineer. If you want you can drop me a message I will reply, if not then laters
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML
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On 10/12/2011 at 8:37am - kids - by John W. (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I saw my co-worker sneeze into his palm, get up, walk to my desk and smear his hand all over my computer mouse. He then went back to his desk and continued with his work. Last week we had a workplace awareness meeting about my OCD and fear of germs. FML
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On 09/26/2011 at 6:37am - work - by gotanewmouse - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML
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On 09/19/2011 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
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On 09/15/2011 at 3:34am - health - by Scott - United States (California)
Today, I have a new boss. She claims to be a professional Angry Birds player. FML
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On 04/22/2011 at 10:42am - work - by Username -
Today, I underwent several cardiac tests involving heart monitoring nodes placed all over my chest. The lab techs didn't pre-shave the areas and yanked out big clumps of chest hair as they removed the 10 nodes. They laughed, and said it could take up to a year for the hair to grow back. FML
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On 02/16/2011 at 1:53pm - health - by Magilla - United States (Indiana)
Today, I realised it takes me longer to take a dump than it does to have sex with my boyfriend. I also realised taking a dump is more satisfying. FML
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On 01/02/2011 at 8:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using Lady GaGa lyrics. FML
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On 07/07/2010 at 12:40pm - love - by whatheffers (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML
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On 03/07/2010 at 1:54pm - misc - by SadFace (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training on how to do a pelvic exam. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 4:24pm - intimacy - by medstudent (man) - United States (District of Columbia)
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