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Lenny15Prezident

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  • Town/Country : Dunoon, United Kingdom
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3092
  • Number of comments : 638
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About Lenny15Prezident : I Love Fight Like Apes, the band not the saying. I recently worked in South Sudan (personal security) in Africa but my house is in Glasgow. I love going to Rock Gigs and festivals, as well as mountain biking, gaming, playing Rugby, playing Drums, guitar, bass and singing. I am also a qualified Sound Engineer. If you want you can drop me a message I will reply, if not then laters

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML

#18260975
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36620) - you deserved it (6913)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by halloweed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML

#18255063
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37329) - you deserved it (19309)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States

Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML

#18254436
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13527) - you deserved it (59223)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I bought weed for the first time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML

#18234448
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41691) - you deserved it (7211)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my daughter in law sent me another romantic text that was meant for her husband. Not only can't she spell for shit, the clichés she uses are horrifyingly embarrassing. The fact this keeps happening makes me want to slam her head in the oven. FML

#18229715
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29800) - you deserved it (4342)

On 11/12/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML

#18216431
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30372) - you deserved it (7724)

On 11/11/2011 at 3:42am - health - by devinchi (man) - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML

#18190231
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43981) - you deserved it (7946)

On 11/08/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by lunarstrain - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I had botox injections to stop my face sweating so much. Now the sweat is almost gone, but my facial expression seems to be stuck on "baffled." FML

#18189475
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11574) - you deserved it (33531)

On 11/07/2011 at 11:41pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I discovered that if you are being mugged, never tell your mugger you are going to call the police because he will come back and steal your phone too. FML

#18183017
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16446) - you deserved it (32783)

On 11/07/2011 at 9:53am - money - by Luke - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on the toilet, and then had to give my boss a valid reason for why I was late. FML

#18181534
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22806) - you deserved it (4786)

On 11/07/2011 at 1:49am - work - by Courtney - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to endure yet another evening of the old man in the apartment above me screaming, "No, I don't want to shave my nose hair, you crazy bitch." He lives alone. FML

#18178318
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29563) - you deserved it (2119)

On 11/06/2011 at 8:23pm - misc - by hurtsmyears (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I picked up a broken piece of seemingly velvety cactus to show my mom. I now have a million microscopic, painful splinters in my fingers. FML

Today, at work I asked a cute, albeit slightly large customer, her name. Being hard of hearing, I thought she said "Porky" and asked her about it. Turns out she'd said Courtney. FML

#18136317
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27002) - you deserved it (9861)

On 11/02/2011 at 3:12am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML

#18135742
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29565) - you deserved it (3441)

On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States



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