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About Lenny15Prezident : I Love Fight Like Apes, the band not the saying. I recently worked in South Sudan (personal security) in Africa but my house is in Glasgow. I love going to Rock Gigs and festivals, as well as mountain biking, gaming, playing Rugby, playing Drums, guitar, bass and singing. I am also a qualified Sound Engineer. If you want you can drop me a message I will reply, if not then laters
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Today, my daughter in law sent me another romantic text that was meant for her husband. Not only can't she spell for shit, the clichés she uses are horrifyingly embarrassing. The fact this keeps happening makes me want to slam her head in the oven. FML
Today, I got my period. Last week, I fell out of a window and landed between my legs on a bush; I have massive swelling down there, and stitches over the ripped flesh. Now I'm bleeding out my period on top of the lingering wounds down there. It hurts even to pee, let alone menstruate. FML
Friday 27 March 2015