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Lenny15Prezident

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  • Town/Country : Dunoon, United Kingdom
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3414
  • Number of comments : 649
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About Lenny15Prezident : I Love Fight Like Apes, the band not the saying. I work in Explosive Ordnance Disposal in Africa but my home is in Scotland. I love going to Rock Gigs and festivals, as well as Gaming, Watching Rugby (Ex - Player), playing Drums, Guitar, Bass and Singing (Poorly). I am also a qualified Sound Engineer. If you want you can drop me a message I will reply, if not then laters

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Lenny15Prezident's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML

#19464773
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29430) - you deserved it (1771)

On 04/14/2012 at 1:41am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
592 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15570) - you deserved it (59109) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, while driving my car near a farm, I hit a man on the side of the road. I started freaking out and got out of the car to help him. It was then that I found out that I'd hit a scarecrow. FML

#19457431
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21746) - you deserved it (6914)

On 04/12/2012 at 7:53pm - misc - by questionmark707 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to convince my daughter that the "To boldly go where no man has gone before" speech is from Star Trek, and is not an actual historical speech by the first man on the moon. She has decided to include it in her university essay on Neil Armstrong anyway. FML

Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

#19455929
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16885) - you deserved it (38068)

On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML

#19453436
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21165) - you deserved it (50966)

On 04/12/2012 at 12:06am - intimacy - by girly (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

#19387601
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19141) - you deserved it (33046)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML

#19264126
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32015) - you deserved it (6440)

On 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by yamsterr (man) - United States

Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML

#19262944
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8958) - you deserved it (25988)

On 03/12/2012 at 4:03am - health - by anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML

#18577154
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34366) - you deserved it (3481)

On 12/22/2011 at 3:09am - love - by Jean - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been using my moisturiser as lube when he wanks. It's $90 per bottle. FML

#18542625
339 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36755) - you deserved it (16974)

On 12/18/2011 at 5:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML

#18465565
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29332) - you deserved it (2582)

On 12/09/2011 at 12:22am - love - by thatisnotcool45 - Canada

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

#18355284
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34941) - you deserved it (16642)

On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13714) - you deserved it (60378)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML

#18271513
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41787) - you deserved it (5895)

On 11/17/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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