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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 16549
  • Number of comments : 83
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Lennes : My name is, as far as you know, Lennes.
I enjoy video games, reading, writing, drawing, and, as of recently, acting. And dark shows. And dark movies. And dark books. And... You know, I just like there to be a little darkness. Not total darkness; more like a lit room with a slightly shadowed corner. A twinge of tragedy and hopelessness acts as a beautiful foil to the light, bringing out its glory to a fuller extent. Like putting salt on a watermelon. God that's good.
I also have a rather bad habit of watching anime far to much, and I find myself disappointed in the fact that it is typically abhorred. I find it narrow minded and obtuse. The abhorring, that is. God that's a great word. Abhor. It just rolls off the tongue. Like melancholy. Ah, another magnificent word.
I generally consider myself a terrible person due to my cynicism and misanthropy in my moments of seriousness. However, I hope to one day make up for this.

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Today, I discoverd that I have been falsely accusing my sister of stealing my makeup . How do I know this? Because I found said makeup in the trunk of my boyfriend's car, next to a bag that had fishnet tights and rd stilettos in it . Oh, and the stilettos r his size, in case u were wondering . FML

#19999762
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30290) - you deserved it (2650)

On 08/03/2012 at 2:22am - misc - by SingleAgain (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , ma mom tougt I was flying ig on wed and nerely groundd me 4 it!! I wasn't ig , I was just actually in a good mood 4 te frst time in a few weeks!! mega FML

#19999290
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24573) - you deserved it (1999)

On 08/02/2012 at 10:14pm - misc - by HappyMan (man) - United States (Texas)

yesterday mah sister and I were watching the Olympics . Michael Phelp was on the screen, and I was thinking how hot he is looool . My sister commentd on how he looks so much lyk our brother . I can never look at either of them the same way ever again . FML

#19995813
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23880) - you deserved it (3690)

On 08/01/2012 at 1:51am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet !! She said, ( If your looool so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father cuz I've already banged four guys !! ) FML

#19995628
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59056) - you deserved it (10927)

On 08/01/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I was walking to te movie teatre wit ma boyfriend,en tree guys muscled over an told us to and over our pones. My boyfriend didn't waste any time pusing past me an running like ell, leaving me in tears an almost aving a panic attack. FML

#19992901
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29880) - you deserved it (2682)

On 07/30/2012 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ukraine (Kyyiv)

Today, I Woke Up To Find Mah Cat Has Gone Into Heat. Her Favorite Thing To Do Right Now Is Sticking Her Ass In Mah Face An Howling Like A Nazgûl. FML

#19992743
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19644) - you deserved it (4026)

On 07/30/2012 at 2:05pm - animals - by soph511 (woman) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

yesterday due to ma boyfriend teasing me about me possibly aving been concieved on a beac cuz I was born in Hawaii , I finally asked ma mom if I really was. Se said no , but ten told me in detail ow muc sex on a beac urts wen u get sand up yur ass.

#19991998
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24514) - you deserved it (5731)

On 07/30/2012 at 1:56am - intimacy - by skyplaysguitar - United States (New Mexico)

TODAY, I WENT TO DINNER WITH AN AMAZING GUY. AT THE END HE SAID HE HAD TO GO TO THE WASHROOM. 15 MIN LATER HE WAS STILL MIA, SO I FIGURED HE'D DITCHED ME WITH THE BILL. I PAID AND LEFT. 10 MIN LATER HE TEXTED ME, ASKINGHERE I WAS. TURNS OUT HE HADN'T DITCHED ME. HE WAS HAVING "STOMACH ISSUES." FML

#19991371
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23742) - you deserved it (6098)

On 07/29/2012 at 8:25pm - misc - by oops (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a customer punched me in the face fir repeating their order back to them because they thought I was making fun of their speech impediment. I have the same speech impediment. real FML

#19982373
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34542) - you deserved it (1869)

On 07/24/2012 at 9:37pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was in the hospital . I had recently broken mah arm, and had to have it re-broken . I've secretly been a lesbian fir years . Guessho came out to her strict Christian parentshile on anesthetics . FML

#19982177
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33466) - you deserved it (4691)

On 07/24/2012 at 7:44pm - love - by Arthurie (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I recieved a ( get well soon ) card in the mail , which I found just a little odd , since I was feeling completely fine. Not an hour later , I tripped and fell down a flight of stairs. FML

#19981576
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25803) - you deserved it (2117)

On 07/24/2012 at 1:36pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday, against my advice, my boyfriend decided to read Fifty Sades of Grey in an attempt to learn ow to please me in bed . Now all e does is suck on my toes, an tinks it's weird tat I don't spontaneously orgasm as if I'm some kind of nympomaniacal weirdo . mega FML

#19979806
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32400) - you deserved it (4781)

On 07/23/2012 at 3:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

my sister and I had a huge fight because I flushd the toilethile she was taking a bath. The faucet 4 the bath was not running, but she insistd that she felt the water in the tub turn "scalding hot." She won't listenhen I try to explain to her that it doesn't work like that. FML

#19972921
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26833) - you deserved it (1817)

On 07/22/2012 at 2:54am - misc - by Raaaaage - United States (California)

Today, I overhered my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

#19967014
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26018) - you deserved it (4546)

On 07/21/2012 at 4:00am - kids - by It was the 11 year old - United States (Texas)



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