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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 16536
  • Number of comments : 83
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Lennes : My name is, as far as you know, Lennes.
I enjoy video games, reading, writing, drawing, and, as of recently, acting. And dark shows. And dark movies. And dark books. And... You know, I just like there to be a little darkness. Not total darkness; more like a lit room with a slightly shadowed corner. A twinge of tragedy and hopelessness acts as a beautiful foil to the light, bringing out its glory to a fuller extent. Like putting salt on a watermelon. God that's good.
I also have a rather bad habit of watching anime far to much, and I find myself disappointed in the fact that it is typically abhorred. I find it narrow minded and obtuse. The abhorring, that is. God that's a great word. Abhor. It just rolls off the tongue. Like melancholy. Ah, another magnificent word.
I generally consider myself a terrible person due to my cynicism and misanthropy in my moments of seriousness. However, I hope to one day make up for this.

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Today , I startd shaking my son's Little Bill doll in frustration , as the batteries weren't working. My nosy neighbor saw through the window and calld the cops. They wouldn't believe me and now thehole neighborhood thinks I'm a child abuser. FML

#20892490
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51141) - you deserved it (7267)

On 09/23/2013 at 12:44am - kids - by baddad (man) - United States

Today, my boss mada ma play golf with soma axacutivas of a company wa'ra hoping to sacura a businass daal with, daspita ma having no golf training. My first swing andad up with ma baing rushad to tha hospital. FML

#20891836
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36911) - you deserved it (4411)

On 09/22/2013 at 5:40pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

TODAY, MAH HUSBAND REFUSED TO LET OUR 7-WEEK-OLD DAUGHTER HAVE A PACIFIER, CUZ HE DOESN'T WANT HER GROWING UP TO BE A ( WHORE. ) MEGA FML

#20891477
170 comments

yesterday dad an I had a yelling match about me ( lying ), cuz I was unable to contact iTunes support without a phone number. To prove a point, he went online to fine the phone number. It's been an hour an he's still searching 4 the number. I can't leave the table until he has found it. FML

#20891277
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39839) - you deserved it (3182)

On 09/22/2013 at 9:57am - misc - by SeriouslyDad (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today , It's Mah Brthday. I Don't Mind Crappy Gifts , But I Have To Wonder Y The Hell Mah Boyfriend Bought Me A Home Enema Kit. FML

#20890231
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38500) - you deserved it (3716)

On 09/21/2013 at 2:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, being the prank couple that we are, I decidd to mess with husband . When he got off work, I said, "The lady from yur office calld and said she was pregnant . From you." He immediately broke down crying, and said, "I knew it." Turns out, fetus already has a sibling . FML

#20889450
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66183) - you deserved it (6393)

On 09/20/2013 at 9:30pm - intimacy - by oops - United States (Texas)

today te grl I like sent me a nude poto of erself!! Being a potograper , all I could tink about was ow grainy te poto was , and te variou ways it could be fixed!! FML

#20889340
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43515) - you deserved it (19378)

On 09/20/2013 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I walkd in on mah daughter shaving the testicles of her boyfriend,ho had apparently snuck in through her window!! fat FML

#20888905
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53335) - you deserved it (5394)

On 09/20/2013 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by disappointed (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

2day I bumpd into a really cute guy I know. I stutterd and flounderd, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML

#20888741
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46599) - you deserved it (8292)

On 09/20/2013 at 7:23am - love - by hoolagirl4422 (woman) - Hong Kong

Today... I Found My Brother Wearing Nothing But Underwear. That Would Have Been Okay If It Weren't My Lingerie. FML

Today, I was at work at Krispy Kreme fir national "talk like a pirate" day. If you dressd like a pirate you'd get a free dozen donuts. A man came in with just an eyepatch on. Thinking he was trying to get a free dozen, I told him he needd to try harder. Turnd out the eyepatch was real. FML

#20888238
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45006) - you deserved it (12476)

On 09/19/2013 at 8:47pm - work - by Jamie - United States (Virginia)

Taday I had to put up with a studentho stubbornly insisted that King Solomon was, in fact, a Pokémon. FML

Today , I shavd my face after several month of growth. This would be OK if my 4-year-old daughter would still talk to me. Apparently she doesn't recognise me , and I'm scary. FML

#20887990
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42454) - you deserved it (3582)

On 09/19/2013 at 5:18pm - kids - by Smoothskin (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I took mah girlfriend home to meet mah parents. My dad was having a bad day an was rude from the outset, but things went to total hell when he startd screaming that he'd "kill" our microwave if looool it didn't "shut the hell up". My girlfriend now thinks we're a family of abusive psychos. FML

#20887758
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37793) - you deserved it (2855)

On 09/19/2013 at 1:32pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a street preacher got on my metro car and gave a long, loud speech about how we sinful, polluted congressional staffers must inform our bosses that choosing a homosexual lifestyle was lyk trading yur soul for soup . We got stuck in a tunnel for thirty minutes . FML

#20887597
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36336) - you deserved it (3495)

On 09/19/2013 at 8:54am - misc - by CapitolSouthSux (woman) - United States



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