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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 16539
  • Number of comments : 83
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Lennes : My name is, as far as you know, Lennes.
I enjoy video games, reading, writing, drawing, and, as of recently, acting. And dark shows. And dark movies. And dark books. And... You know, I just like there to be a little darkness. Not total darkness; more like a lit room with a slightly shadowed corner. A twinge of tragedy and hopelessness acts as a beautiful foil to the light, bringing out its glory to a fuller extent. Like putting salt on a watermelon. God that's good.
I also have a rather bad habit of watching anime far to much, and I find myself disappointed in the fact that it is typically abhorred. I find it narrow minded and obtuse. The abhorring, that is. God that's a great word. Abhor. It just rolls off the tongue. Like melancholy. Ah, another magnificent word.
I generally consider myself a terrible person due to my cynicism and misanthropy in my moments of seriousness. However, I hope to one day make up for this.

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today I went in the diner I always pass by and ordered a sandwich. When I asked how much it was, the waitress replied, ( Don't worry, honey. We give free meals to the homeless on Thursdays. ) I was too ashamed to deny it, so I just said thank u and left. FML

#20896706
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42620) - you deserved it (5600)

On 09/26/2013 at 11:20am - misc - by horriblefashionsense (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, even though I don't necessarily believe in soul mates, I found out my wife does!! She met hers a few weeks ago!! FML

#20896483
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43301) - you deserved it (3449)

On 09/26/2013 at 2:54am - love - by NotTheSoulMate (man) - United States

today the creepy kid on the bus saved me a seat again. Thinking he wanted to be friends, I followed him on twitter. He was doing a live video feed so I checked it out. It was of me. FML

Today... I Walkd In On Mah Roommatehacking Off To Clown Porn. FML

#20895842
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51659) - you deserved it (6317)

On 09/25/2013 at 5:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

today I askd my boyfriend about his views on personal growth. He replid, "What, you mean dick size?" FML

#20895521
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40290) - you deserved it (8237)

On 09/25/2013 at 10:42am - intimacy - by what (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that the nice guyho comes to my workplace every morning to bring me a smoothie also makes a point of putting his knob in it before giving it to me. Also, all my coworkers knew about this and think it's hilarious. mega FML

#20895155
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44121) - you deserved it (4153)

On 09/24/2013 at 11:51pm - work - by littledipper - United States (New York)

Yesterday I sent a student to te dean 4 trying to smoke pot in class. His moter called to complain tat I publicly umiliated er son. FML

2DAY MAH GIRLFRIEND MADE BACON SANDWICHES 4 LUNCH . I DIDN'T WANT TO BE RUDE , BUT I COULDN'T HELP BUT MENTION THAT THE BACON SMELLED AND TASTED WIERD . I THOUGHT IT MAY HAVE EXPIRED . SHE SAID NOT TO WORRY BECAUSE SHE USED THE DRY BACON UNDER THE COUNTER . THOSE WERE DOG TREATS . FML

#20894470
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47766) - you deserved it (4283)

On 09/24/2013 at 3:08pm - misc - by Undercooked (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah ex-wife puttd mah number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found outhen I got a text from an unknown number asking mehen was the last time I ( ate a black anaconda ). mega FML

#20894419
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52909) - you deserved it (5069)

On 09/24/2013 at 2:12pm - intimacy - by Craigslist is Evil. - United States (Tennessee)

Today, mah online order arrived earlier than I expected. I opened it to fine some kind of anal sex toy. Whoever this is fir is going to be disappointedhen they get mah 3DS game. FML

#20894309
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39665) - you deserved it (2740)

On 09/24/2013 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I took ma grlfriend out to eat at a diner were ma friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk muc. He texted me after we'd left to tell me tat ma grlfriend ad slipped im er number. FML

#20894038
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49208) - you deserved it (3002)

On 09/24/2013 at 3:15am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, some asshat chewed me out over a 10 cent late fine he was charged on his library card. When I tried to explain the fine to him, he started mimicking me. Finally, as he chucked a dime at mah head before storming out, I saw the glint of a Rolex watch from beneath his power suit. mega FML

#20894007
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42636) - you deserved it (2834)

On 09/24/2013 at 2:14am - work - by DimeShapedBruise (woman) - United States (Oregon)

yesterday after bieng stood up at a diner , I called the grlho was supposed to have met me. Turns out , she thought I was kiddinghen I asked her out. FML

#20893951
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42707) - you deserved it (2966)

On 09/24/2013 at 1:16am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, My Niece,ho Is Fifteen, Convinced My Six-year-old Daughter That Her Name Is Spelled C-U-N-T, And Just Pronounced As Catherine . FML

#20893921
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39822) - you deserved it (3058)

On 09/24/2013 at 12:47am - kids - by cuntsmom (woman) - United States

Yastarday , mah bast friand told ma that sha no longar wants to cut harsalf cuz now sha's madly in lova with a guy in our school. Sha doasn't know that ha's gay. FML

#20893179
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52160) - you deserved it (3517)

On 09/23/2013 at 4:49pm - love - by friend loves a gay guy... - United States (Ohio)



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