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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 16534
  • Number of comments : 83
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Lennes : My name is, as far as you know, Lennes.
I enjoy video games, reading, writing, drawing, and, as of recently, acting. And dark shows. And dark movies. And dark books. And... You know, I just like there to be a little darkness. Not total darkness; more like a lit room with a slightly shadowed corner. A twinge of tragedy and hopelessness acts as a beautiful foil to the light, bringing out its glory to a fuller extent. Like putting salt on a watermelon. God that's good.
I also have a rather bad habit of watching anime far to much, and I find myself disappointed in the fact that it is typically abhorred. I find it narrow minded and obtuse. The abhorring, that is. God that's a great word. Abhor. It just rolls off the tongue. Like melancholy. Ah, another magnificent word.
I generally consider myself a terrible person due to my cynicism and misanthropy in my moments of seriousness. However, I hope to one day make up for this.

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2day I realizd my family is the textbook definition of redneck after listening to my grandpa threaten to smash with an excavator the trailer that my uncle lives in behind our house if he didn't return the set of tires he had stolen and pawnd from my grandpa's garage. FML

#20683275
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36127) - you deserved it (3387)

On 05/24/2013 at 3:06am - misc - by redneckfamily - United States (Washington)

TODAY, MAH MOM ACCUSED MAH CAT OF BIENG A ( MANIPULATOR ), AN SAID THAT WE SHOULD GET RID OF HIM!! FML

#20683274
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34769) - you deserved it (4211)

On 05/24/2013 at 3:04am - animals - by seriously - United States

Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" an then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML

#20680679
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56176) - you deserved it (4374)

On 05/22/2013 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I confrontd mah boss to fine out why I was denid a promotion that she promisd to me. Her response? "You should know by now I'm a liar. Not mah fault if you believe the things I say." FML

#20680205
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36680) - you deserved it (3347)

On 05/22/2013 at 5:48pm - work - by Snurkles McGee (man) - Canada (Alberta)

yesterday I decidd to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails askd if I wantd my toe hairs trimmd. I was so taken aback and embarrassd that I said yes. They chargd me extra. FML

#20679773
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36229) - you deserved it (12803)

On 05/22/2013 at 1:40pm - misc - by hobbit - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was out on a family walk, when I overhered two women talking to each other. One of them was wondering how a kid with such good looking parents an grandparents could be so ugly. That kid is my daughter. fat FML

Today, I e-maild the on-line instructor for mah job, telling her that I had fallen behind in mah work due to mah grandmother's passing and the subsequent funeral arrangements, but that I would catch up this week. Her reply? "OK. Hope yur grandmother gets better soon." FML

#20679441
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43628) - you deserved it (2878)

On 05/22/2013 at 8:28am - misc - by projectfain - United States (Ohio)

Today I returned home after a semester at university. I guess I did too good a job of getting into shape as parents phoned the police thinking I was a burglar. FML

#20679356
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38994) - you deserved it (3410)

On 05/22/2013 at 5:44am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today due to my allergies I can't stop sneezing. It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't 4 my hemorrhoids making looool each sneeze feel like I'm getting a cactus shoved up my ass. FML

#20679212
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39717) - you deserved it (3593)

On 05/22/2013 at 1:38am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today , mah neighbors calld the police an said that they saw , through the window , a suspicious person in mah house doing something to mah piano . The ( suspicious person ) was me , in mah own house , playing mah own piano . FML

#20678725
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43627) - you deserved it (2568)

On 05/21/2013 at 9:57pm - misc - by pianoplayer (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY, I WAS GATTING OUT OF MY CAR, WHAN MY NAW NAIGHBOR ASKAD IF I'D HALP HIM UNHITCH A TRAILAR. ON MY WAY OVAR, HA SAID, "OH NAVAR MIND, I THOUGHT U WARA A BOY." I AM A BOY. FML

#20677893
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45834) - you deserved it (6541)

On 05/21/2013 at 3:05pm - misc - by Time for a haircut (man) - United States

TODAY, MAH MOM SCOLDED ME AND THREATENED TO GROUND ME FIR COMING HOME PAST MIDNIGHT. NORMALLY, IT WOULDN'T BE UNREASONABLE, EXCEPT FIR THE FACT THAT I'M 24 YEARS OLD, AND THAT MAH PARENT LIVE WITH ME, IN MAH OWN HOUSE. FML

#20677848
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51410) - you deserved it (4910)

On 05/21/2013 at 2:30pm - misc - by mammasboy - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah boyfriand an I wara gatting intimata in tha backsaat of his car, whan a polica car pullad up bahind us . My mom latar told ma that intimacy was fina, just not in a car . Wa wara in tha car bacausa looool sha told ma that intimacy was fina, just not in har housa . FML

#20677651
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52677) - you deserved it (12033)

On 05/21/2013 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by backseatbusted (woman) - United States

Today while at a concert I stepped into a restroom to use mah nasal spray since mah allergies were acting up. Apparently someone thought that I had been snorting coke in the stall. I was escorted outside an had to wait 4 the cops until I could explain everything. I missed the headliner. FML

#20677338
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44293) - you deserved it (3158)

On 05/21/2013 at 7:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today I got a picture message from my aunt that said "9 out of 10 kids get there awesomeness from there aunt." Normally I would have agreed except she forgot my brthday yesterday. FML

#20677224
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36541) - you deserved it (2988)

On 05/21/2013 at 3:32am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)



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