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Lenho
  • Town/Country : Bogotá, Colombia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 July 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 7077
  • Number of comments : 110
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Lenho : Engineer (computer networks and security), Musician (Drummer... and more soon), open minded, geek.

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Today, I was so bored that I filmed my goldfish while it was eating. FML

#923
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15618) - you deserved it (4620)

On 01/10/2009 at 3:21am - animals - by Crystal - Sent from mobile version

Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

#123
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38977) - you deserved it (11495)

On 10/28/2008 at 11:57am - intimacy - by HappyGirl - France (Centre)

Today, I was at a job conference. At lunch, I saw this stunning guy. At dessert time, I coughed so much that the piece of chocolate cake in my mouth went straight onto his glasses. I think it's too late to introduce myself now. FML

#115
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27074) - you deserved it (5180)

On 10/28/2008 at 4:40am - work - by damn... - United Kingdom (London)

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

#37
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by VIVI -

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

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