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  • Town/Country : San Francisco , United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 August 1989 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 273
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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College student majoring in creative writing.

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Today, I took my mom out to a fancy restaurant, and spent close to $300 on her Mother's Day present. Later, my little brother drew her a card with crayons on pink construction paper. She cried. He is 20 years old. FML

#1818781 (133)

I agree, your life sucks (43460) - you totally deserved it (3323)

On 05/10/2009 at 4:42pm - kids - by Jess-zee (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

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Today, I was at the doctors office and the doctor asked me "have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was,"you mean with other people"? FML

#722108 (102)

I agree, your life sucks (13071) - you totally deserved it (47382)

On 03/31/2009 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML

#495475 (63)

I agree, your life sucks (43285) - you totally deserved it (18637)

On 03/20/2009 at 7:35pm - misc - by cjj325 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Today, I dropped my keys. Not wanting to lean over and pick them up, I pointed at them and said "Accio." Then I realized I had tried to use a Harry Potter spell in real life and in public. FML

#220323 (434)

I agree, your life sucks (21236) - you totally deserved it (93369)

On 03/05/2009 at 7:45pm - misc - by redhead (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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