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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 February 1986 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 577
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Lena13 : I am currently working as a waitress at the Lobby Bar & Kitchen but i am also going to school to become a nurse. I have a great boyfriend who i am having doubts about.

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Today, I was happy because my exact shirt and sweater were in seventeen magazine. They were in the "what not to wear" category. FML

#101622
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33975) - you deserved it (12307)

On 02/22/2009 at 1:34am - misc - by secenteenmagazine. - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML

#99885
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62563) - you deserved it (6431)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - intimacy - by Nails (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He said "I would rather buy your friend a drink." FML

#87320
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45906) - you deserved it (3601)

On 02/20/2009 at 11:16am - love - by darn it. (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after class, my teacher pulled me aside and said "You know, I never received the e-mail regarding your disabilities that your parents mentioned. Could you have them resend it?" What disabilities? FML

#85475
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48046) - you deserved it (2296)

On 02/20/2009 at 1:16am - work - by Jedi (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to Macy's to go shopping, I was wearing a shirt and tie and dressed nicely. Customers came up to me with questions, but I just ignored them. Minutes later, thinking I was an employee, the manager came and yelled at me, and threatened to fire me. FML

#85022
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39875) - you deserved it (10572)

On 02/20/2009 at 12:27am - work - by muffinmen1022 (man) - United States (California)



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