Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

LemonandLime

Search for a member

LemonandLime

2Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1323
  • Number of comments : 117
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 28 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

LemonandLime's page activity

Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 5:37pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 2:13pm<b>mrlawlor7777</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 4:01pm<b>Soleia_Grace</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 11:12am<b>Fuaaad1994</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 5:25am<b>aruden</b> - the 05/02/2014 at 6:11pm<b>sarmo1995</b> - the 04/14/2014 at 10:50am<b>colinlb</b> - the 04/02/2014 at 11:03pm<b>Star928</b> - the 01/02/2014 at 2:07am<b>hunteryager</b> - the 10/29/2013 at 7:36pm<b>Dawnstempest</b> - the 10/18/2013 at 6:08pm<b>piosc</b> - the 10/16/2013 at 6:30pm<b>feven52</b> - the 09/24/2013 at 4:07pm<b>BeautifulEvil</b> - the 09/17/2013 at 9:56am<b>FightMyLiger</b> - the 08/29/2013 at 12:28am<b>girlrome</b> - the 08/28/2013 at 12:53pm<b>myproblems</b> - the 08/17/2013 at 1:02am<b>xcicistarx</b> - the 08/08/2013 at 11:22pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 11:37pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 8:13pm

LemonandLime's FML badges

Back from a party

An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of LemonandLime's badges

LemonandLime's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home to find the dog had learned how to open our stair-gate and kitchen door, devoured the entire fruitcake I'd made for a special occasion, and then vomited said fruitcake all over the fabric sofa. FML

#20503420
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26520) - you deserved it (4042)

On 02/12/2013 at 8:18am - animals - by Stoopiddogbot (woman) - United Kingdom (Swansea)

Today, I was out for a nice walk and saw a man being attacked by a large crowd. Instinctively I ran to help him. I pushed one "thug" off him and that little time allowed him to escape. I later found out the man I saved had just keyed someone's car and they had intervened. Guess whose car. FML



FML's blog

  • Feeling shitty? Write to Auntie Bernie!
  • It's a new summer, so here's a new feature. OK, that doesn't mean much, but you've got to start somewhere. The idea came from the fact that we get sent a lot of FMLs that touch us, in our heart of…

Friday 24 July 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: