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LemonLala

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 August 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 946
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About LemonLala : ❤Laura
❤ 11/04/2010 is when I'm getting married
❤ 5 awesome siblings


I've enjoyed this site for well over a year, almost two years. It makes my day. I must have my FML's - it is my crack(:

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LemonLala's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML

#19536972
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24564) - you deserved it (4267)

On 04/27/2012 at 11:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with tic tac. FML

#16129484
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44264) - you deserved it (3762)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML

#13756412
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20541) - you deserved it (59623)

On 11/07/2010 at 8:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I check my facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption: "This is what Taco Bell does." FML

#13588009
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12957) - you deserved it (35690)

On 10/25/2010 at 8:32am - misc - by tanya - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after a few months of my neighbors friend parking outside his house and honking until he came outside, I happened to be out doing lawn work. I politely screamed "STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN!" To which they responded by moving in front of MY house and holding down their horn. I hate people. FML

#12930514
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32566) - you deserved it (15220)

On 09/06/2010 at 6:45am - misc - by Myself - United States

Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML

#12837057
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32006) - you deserved it (7732)

On 08/31/2010 at 10:50am - kids - by teacher (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML

#12522579
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30065) - you deserved it (7998)

On 08/14/2010 at 4:41pm - love - by irresponsible (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend came over while I was babysitting my little brother. He wouldn't stay in bed, so my boyfriend told him,"If you don't stay in bed, the monster will eat you!" I now have to wash my brother's bedsheets, because he was too afraid to get up and go pee. FML

#12108536
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26143) - you deserved it (9725)

On 07/25/2010 at 7:21pm - kids - by animelover (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

#12027756
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46736) - you deserved it (5612)

On 07/21/2010 at 4:31pm - love - by highlandgirl10 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out my husband of 10 years has a online blog. Excited to read about myself, I began skimming, only to find out that every entry is him explaining how he let his "soulmate" walk away 9 years ago because of his "previous commitment" and how he regrets it every day. FML

#8909849
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33592) - you deserved it (3014)

On 03/08/2010 at 12:14am - love - by smashleighfig - Sent from mobile version

Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML

#8770884
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9016) - you deserved it (36495)

On 03/02/2010 at 10:53am - animals - by Jeff - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that I'm not actually pregnant. I've apparently been having a hysterical pregnancy because I want a child so badly. I don't know which was worse, the look of relief on my husband's face or having to send a mass email to inform my family and friends. FML

#7841341
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27273) - you deserved it (7924)

On 02/03/2010 at 6:58am - misc - by sadface - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck me raw". It was my dad. He was at my boyfriend's parent's house and forgot his phone. FML

#7097610
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8334) - you deserved it (29229)

On 01/02/2010 at 2:02am - intimacy - by Lisa (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years old. I'm 25. FML

#5966282
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33737) - you deserved it (11742)

On 10/23/2009 at 10:23pm - misc - by lloydLO (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after I have spent $3,000 dollars in preparations to move in with my girlfriend of 2 and 1/2 years, she confesses she's a mental patient who stole someone elses identity. She was telling the truth. FML

#5811757
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36441) - you deserved it (3180)

On 10/13/2009 at 2:38am - misc - by IMayBeAFool (man) - United States (Michigan)



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